Serious List of things i won't do (updated)

[turbocuckcel_7000]

• I will not eat the bugs.
• I will not take the vaxx.
• I will not donate the blood.
• I will not install the supermarket's app.
• I will not use the 2-factor authentication.
• I will not eat the Dubai Chocolate (updated 2025)

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I will not eat this.

 

[oddneg]

I will not eat this.

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wtf is this? they eat this in Dubai?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

wtf is this? they eat this in Dubai?

I don't even know, it's just heavily advertised across europe rn

 

[Myst]

you will eat ze veggies and you will be happy

 

[oddneg]

I don't even know, it's just heavily advertised across europe rn

its $25 per bar too

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

you will eat ze veggies and you will be happy

Are people feeling alright in 2025?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

its $25 per bar too

Who wouldn't want to pay 25 bucks for green poop

 

[Friend]

What the fuck is up with dubai chocolate nigga

I heard so many people glazing it

 

[proudweeb]

I will not eat this.

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that shit made outta grass bruh

 

[Brainy]

Are people feeling alright in 2025?

Considering all those that are confused about their gender and think antinatalism is satanic, probably not.

 

[Dr. Butane]

I will not eat this.


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Looks like @user's daily hyperborean 100% aryan breakfast

 

[edgelordcel]

I don't even know, it's just heavily advertised across europe rn

 

[BoneHermit666]

• I will not eat the bugs.
• I will not take the vaxx.
• I will not donate the blood.
• I will not install the supermarket's app.
• I will not use the 2-factor authentication.
• I will not eat the Dubai Chocolate (updated 2025)

o.k interesting why?

 

[SilverBullet]

I will not take the vaxx.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

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[Rezecel]

 

[underballer]

2 factor authentication is annoying as fuck

 

[TooSomething]

I will not eat this.

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I've tried it and it honestly taste horrible. How do normies even enjoy that shit?
And it is inssnnely epensive for such shit.

A normale chocolate bar from Lindt costs 2 € with hazelnuts and it is so insanely tasty, unlike this crap.

 

[TooSomething]

I don't even know, it's just heavily advertised across europe rn

Correct, heavily advertised and the normscum
enjoys it.
They even steal it, here in Germany, which is why it is stored close to the cashier.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Correct, heavily advertised and the normscum
enjoys it.
They even steal it, here in Germany, which is why it is stored close to the cashier.

i've seen a few in the transparent security boxes, must be a gyppo favorite

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I've tried it and it honestly taste horrible. How do normies even enjoy that shit?
And it is inssnnely epensive for such shit.

A normale chocolate bar from Lindt costs 2 € with hazelnuts and it is so insanely tasty, unlike this crap.

i salute you

 

[TooSomething]

i salute you

A store I visit regularely even sells a softdrink with dubai chocolate flavour for 2€ per 200 ml.

Jfl at this.

 

[Teru Mikami]

I will not eat this.

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It looks like it could be potentially tasty, it gives pistachio vibes

I'm American though, I don't even know if it's sold here

 

[Maikowski]

i will not cry about wignats
i will not optics cuck

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

A store I visit regularely even sells a softdrink with dubai chocolate flavour for 2€ per 200 ml.

Jfl at this.

yes, i saw that

let's get an official redbull flavor with this shit in it

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

It looks like it could be potentially tasty, it gives pistachio vibes

I'm American though, I don't even know if it's sold here

i'm pretty sure it does have pistachio in it, it just looks gross, and is extremely expensive

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

honestly the thing here is, when i think about dubai the first thing that comes to mind is 'dubai porta-potties' because of internet poisoning, and then i see this dubai chocolate and it looks like poop and...

like it's just too much man, it's just too much

 

[TooSomething]

yes, i saw that

let's get an official redbull flavor with this shit in it

Do you also live in Germany?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

• I will not eat the bugs.​

• I will not take the vaxx.​

• I will not donate the blood.​

• I will not install the supermarket's app. ​

• I will not use the 2-factor authentication.​

• I will not eat the Dubai Chocolate (updated 2025)​