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Getlooksordie

Getlooksordie

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- have male model looks
- be a celebrity
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.
 
Getlooksordie said:
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.
P E R S O N A L I T Y
 
Getlooksordie said:
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.

If you go on killing spree and survive your going to get butt fucked in prison
 
Getlooksordie said:
- have male model looks
- be a celebrity
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.
Death
 
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.
or get your ass cheeks busted by Tyrone.
 
No escape besides being a betabux emotion dumpster when you're ugly
 
Getlooksordie said:
- have male model looks
- be a celebrity
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.

Only if you are gl. There is no escaping the looks pill


UncannyValley said:
No escape besides being a betabux emotion dumpster when you're ugly

I have no respect for anyone who demeans himself by being a betabux
 
Getlooksordie said:
- have male model looks
- be a celebrity
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.

do murderers actually get to fuck in prison?

lol wtf.
 
Virginp0wers said:
do murderers actually get to fuck in prison?

lol wtf.
yes, they have a special RV lot where prisoners have sex with their wives/gfs.
 
Getlooksordie said:
yes, they have a special RV lot where prisoners have sex with their wives/gfs.

this is suicide fuel, literally child killers and rapists get gfs and wives and sex.

And we just rot.
 
_incelinside said:
Getlooksordie said:
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.
Only if you are gl. There is no escaping the looks pill

Not really. It helps (Dahmer(he was gay too, lulz)/Bundy/Ramirez got TONS of letters) but spree/serial killer halo is real and even the ugly aspie ones get female attention for the first time in their lives.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10665003/Murderous-love-Why-are-so-many-women-aroused-by-serial-killers.html

Josef-Fritzl_1757107b.jpg

"Perhaps even more unbelievably Josef Fritzl, who imprisoned his daughter as a sex slave for 24 years in a purpose built cellar, was sent hundreds of love letters after his arrest. "
 
Getlooksordie said:
yes, they have a special RV lot where prisoners have sex with their wives/gfs.

Not in US Federal Prison. I doubt gfs too, maybe wife.
 
Reincarnation game is were it at.
 
Learn game and read TRP bruh. You'll be swimming in pussy.

If it doesn't work, say "Alpha Herps, Beta Derps" 10 times a day. You'll become a slayer.
 
Getlooksordie said:
- have male model looks
- be a celebrity
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.

How many love letters do you Reckon Cruz is gonna get?
 
VST said:
How many love letters do you Reckon Cruz is gonna get?

None because he isn't particularly attractive
 
Getlooksordie said:
- have male model looks
- be a celebrity
- go on a killing spree and survive, get millions of love letters in prison and fuck a new girl every week.

asia
 
- Be Chad/famous/rich.
- Death.
 
You forgot the most effective method.

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