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  • you still think you can ascend
  • you have never had a mental illness
  • you have at least one attractive feature which you constantly humble brag about
  • you don't have a disability
  • you go on looksmax
  • you have irl friends
  • you are NT
  • you see foids as human beings
  • you "dont think the blackpill is absolute"
  • you are financially well off
  • you show contempt for losers
  • you are happy
  • in 20 years you think you will be better off than you are now
 
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i'm most NT user on this earth most handsome least ROTTER
yes yess yess true post :society::society::society::society:
hateful insul
 
  • you still think you can ascend :yes:
  • you have never had a mental illness:no:
  • you have at least one attractive feature which you constantly humble brag about:yes:
  • you don't have a disability:yes:
  • you go on looksmax:yes:
  • you have irl friends:yes:
  • you are NT:no:
  • you see foids as human beings:yes:
  • you "dont think the blackpill is absolute":yes:
  • you are financially well off:no:
  • you show contempt for losers:no:
  • you are happy:no:/:yes:
  • in 20 years you think you will be better off than you are now:no:
 
I feel contempt for all humans. Humanity is disgusting.
 
here's me for comparison
  • you still think you can ascend :no:
  • you have never had a mental illness :no:
  • you have at least one attractive feature which you constantly humble brag about :yes:/:no: (being white, although i have dark eyes/hair)
  • you don't have a disability :no:
  • you go on looksmax :no:
  • you have irl friends :no:
  • you are NT :no:
  • you see foids as human beings :no:
  • you "dont think the blackpill is absolute" :no:
  • you are financially well off :no:
  • you show contempt for losers :no:
  • you are happy :yes:/:no:
  • in 20 years you think you will be better off than you are now :yes:/:no:
 
you have irl friends
What's wrong with IRL friends if they are also incel and you gravited toward each other becuase you were both unwanted autistic leftovers in college?
 
What's wrong with IRL friends if they are also incel and you gravited toward each other becuase you were both unwanted autistic leftovers in college?
I guess thats ok. Fuck I want an irl incel friend
 
who else high af rn
 
I guess thats ok. Fuck I want an irl incel friend
They're really hard to come by, I was so lucky to find one in my class who basically had the same upbringing experiences as me. I've never met anyone else like him IRL and we've been friends for 10 years now still both kissless virgins going into wizardhood soon.

who else high af rn
:feelshaha:
 
you still think you can ascend

* I know that "hope is cope", but without hope I wouldn't want to live, I'd just want to make life go ovER.

you have never had a mental illness

I never not had one. :cryfeels:

you have at least one attractive feature

I wish. :feelswhat:

which you constantly brag about

If I had one I'd join Chads.is.

you don't have a disability

I am on disability.

you go on looksmax

If I weren't what Wheat Waffles calls "a true three" I honestly would.

you have irl friends

Cope if you think that having IRL friends will help you ascend, most of my toilet friends literally laugh it off when I ask them to introduce me to their single friends, even if they describe them using words like "desperate". :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:

you are NT

'Tismcel, reporting in.

you see foids as human beings

I see them as talking animals that can emulate human speech, but can't understand basic human concepts.

you "dont think the blackpill is absolute"

Depends on the environment. It is increasingly becoming more relevant, but I've seen a lot of men uglier than myself and even younger than me in committed relationships, no idea how they do it. But yeah, Wheat Waffles thoroughly debunked the idea that looks imbalance relationships function and explained how such relationships work.

you are financially well off

I wish. :cryfeels: I'd be in Thailand if I were.

you show contempt for losers

Never have, never will.

you are happy

Never have, never will.

in 20 years you think you will be better off than you are now

I know, "hope is cope", but that's the main difference between me and St. Elliot.

:blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
They're really hard to come by, I was so lucky to find one in my class who basically had the same upbringing experiences as me. I've never met anyone else like him IRL and we've been friends for 10 years now still both kissless virgins going into wizardhood soon.


:feelshaha:

I went to a special school for Autistic and ADHD sufferers, all ADHD sufferers got amazing sex lives and mog Normies to hell. Literally every Autistic boy I befriended in school almost two decades ago is still a KHHV. :cryfeels:
 
The first and last ones are just delusional traits.
 
Going to the gym is also a fakecel trait
 
I went to a special school for Autistic and ADHD sufferers, all ADHD sufferers got amazing sex lives and mog Normies to hell. Literally every Autistic boy I befriended in school almost two decades ago is still a KHHV. :cryfeels:
I too was sent to an autistic funny farm, albeit only for the last few years of my high school education. Same thing with the NT kids, snooping on social media tells me its the spergs and ugly kids like me who don't appear to have any relationships under their belts, some just post their copes like model vehicles and get no likes or comments.

Was yours a boarding school?
 
  • you still think you can ascend :yes:
  • you have never had a mental illness :no:
  • you have at least one attractive feature which you constantly humble brag about :no:
  • you don't have a disability :yes:
  • you go on looksmax :yes:
  • you have irl friends :no:
  • you are NT :no:
  • you see foids as human beings :no:
  • you "dont think the blackpill is absolute" :no:
  • you are financially well off :no:
  • you show contempt for losers :yes:
  • you are happy :no:
  • in 20 years you think you will be better off than you are now :yes:
 
  • you still think you can ascend:yes:
  • you have never had a mental illness:yes:
  • you have at least one attractive feature which you constantly humble brag about:yes:
  • you don't have a disability:yes:
  • you go on looksmax:no:
  • you have irl friends:yes:
  • you are NT:yes:
  • you see foids as human beings:no:
  • you "dont think the blackpill is absolute":no:
  • you are financially well off:no:
  • you show contempt for losers:no:
  • you are happy:no:
  • in 20 years you think you will be better off than you are now:no:
 
i thought the only definition of incel is someone who will never be able to get into a relationship, you can be a little bit NT but ugly as a motherfucker like me, leading you to lurk this forum for eternity
 
  • you still think you can ascend
  • you have never had a mental illness
  • you have at least one attractive feature which you constantly humble brag about
  • you don't have a disability
  • you go on looksmax
  • you have irl friends
  • you are NT
  • you see foids as human beings
  • you "dont think the blackpill is absolute"
  • you are financially well off
  • you show contempt for losers
  • you are happy
  • in 20 years you think you will be better off than you are now
I spam my ugly face on Looksmax and Blackpill only applies to non NTs: you can be ugly, short, but as long as you are NT, you can ascend.:blackpill:
 

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