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Weed

Weed

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Will start from myself.

  • Recessed chin
  • Shitty hair genetics, my hair gets easily blown away by wind
  • Asymmetric eyebrows and jaw
  • Small wrists tbh tbh
  • Philtrum a little too long
  • Small mouth area
  • Some acne marks but very mild (Thank fucking god accutane)
  • One tooth goes backwards like here except it's not the middle tooth and mine goes backwards more.
  • Not a flaw but I have some weird shit inside my left leg, it's not visible but if you touch it it feels like a needle legit tbh tbh mb when I was born doctors inserted some weird shit tbhtbh
 
BlackPill47

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  • Manlet - 5'5"
  • Bald - NW5A
  • Jawcel overbite
  • Pot belly/chubby

Basically a bearded poorcel manlet version of James Gandolfini. kek
 
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Incel801

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ginger
bad acne scarring
 asymmetrical horse face
pudgy effeminate pear shaped body 
short legs 
terrible muscle definition
old
depressed mental case
 
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VileGeneticTrash

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-severe craniofacial asymmetry (unfixable, impossible to not be ugly)
-recessed maxilla and mandible (fixable with surgery)
-early male pattern balding, currently on DHT blocking drugs, essentially turning me into a tranny
-small skull
-tiny wrists/joints (1st percentile for my height)
-NCT
-narrow palate

Yeah, I am so fucking screwed and will die a kissless virgin. It's only a question of when I end my suffering on my own terms.
 
LonelyButterfly

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> Short (5'4)
> Balding
> (I also noticed that I'm losing hair on my legs... wtf?)
> Smol dick
> Wrists are also small
> horrible eyebrows (I wish I had these "hunter eyes"...)
> poor social skills
> no real hobbies
 
BlackPill47

BlackPill47

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Incel801 said:
ginger
bad acne scarring
 asymmetrical horse face
pudgy effeminate pear shaped body 
short legs 
terrible muscle definition
old
depressed mental case

Hey, Batts! kek
 
TheoryCel

TheoryCel

Greycel
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skinnyfat
massive scleral show
shit tier skin
prognathism tier chin
insanity tier inhibition
literally insane
alcoholic
 
Unbearable2woman

Unbearable2woman

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Troll nose
Acne scars, especially in the rigth of my face
Babyfaced
Huge forehead
Fat round Chin
Disgusting upperlip
 
whogivesafucc

whogivesafucc

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very high inhibition, 6.5 inch wrists, acne on like one side of my face, asymmetric face, one fucking pupil is a different size than the other i think, recessed chin, autistically deep voice (most people don't even understand wtf i'm saying, which is why i don't talk) literally no jaw,etc
 
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interloper123

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framecel
manlet
small chin
unfixable acne
bad health in general
too foward maxilla
big bulbous nose
eyebrows too high

low IQ. confirmed 86
poor motor skills
anxiety
no sense of humor
I cant control the tone of my voice
 
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nocopeleft

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short, fat, w r i s t s, nose is crooked, fat face, college dropout, and a whole lot more
 
Frenchy91

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BlackPill47 said:
  • Manlet - 5'5"
  • Bald - NW5A
  • Jawcel overbite
  • Pot belly/chubby

time to


guy+flushing.gif



tbh
 
Angry_runt

Angry_runt

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orc-like underbite (unfixable according to my shrugging orthodontist)
droopy sad eyes with bags under them no matter how long I sleep
nonexistent cheekbones
hairy ears (and it's impossible to pluck them every day, I just get ear-stubble)
asymmetric, bulbous and "aquiline" nose
lisp (unfixable)
hairy back, hairy neck, basically all hair from by butt to the top of my head
still get the occasional zit, just enough for people to stare but no enough for treatment

And that's just my head.
 
BlackPillDealer

BlackPillDealer

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- 5'9 manlet
- framecel
- negative canthal tilt
- weak jawline and chin
- shitty cheekbones
- slight overbite
- receding hairline
- patchy beard
- trust issues from bullying
- antisocial
- no fancy job, no higher education
- digestive health problems
- other health issues
 
underøath

underøath

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Manlet
Bad hair genetics
Small chin
ptosis in my right eye resulting in a disgusting eye area
Social Anxiety Disorder
Small wrists
Baby faced
 
kodoku

kodoku

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Manlet 5'5
Shit hair
Brown south american
Anxiety
My facial expression looks like I've just been raped
 
WarmIncelation

WarmIncelation

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Bad anxiety and depression
Unemployed
Educated but no degree (dropped out semester before grad and too depressed/broke to go back )
Severely balding
Fat
Underbite
 
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hymypoika

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bug eyes
short face
small chin
slight bump on forehead
dark under-eye circles
ultra weak frame
 
CopeMaster9001

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Weed said:
Will start from myself.

  • Recessed chin
  • Shitty hair genetics, my hair gets easily blown away by wind
  • Asymmetric eyebrows and jaw
  • Small wrists tbh tbh
  • Philtrum a little too long
  • Small mouth area
  • Some acne marks but very mild (Thank fucking god accutane)
  • Not a flaw but I have some weird shit inside my left leg, it's not visible but if you touch it it feels like a needle legit tbh tbh mb when I was born doctors inserted some weird shit tbhtbh

You forgot to mention that you are a sex haver.
 
aegis

aegis

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5'10
ugly fleshy nose
bad skin
jaws could be more projected
pale, unhealthy looking translucent skin

among other minor things
 
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TheSupremeWristcel

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Wrists
Wrists
Face
Wrists
...
Attachment related, soda can for scale
 

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If you are a 20+ virgin you are fundamentaly flawed beyond save.
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun

MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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narrow face
subhuman facial growth, I look like a neanderthal
thin frame that doesnt compliment my tall stature
long thin arms
overall low testosterone
mentally broken
high functioning aspergers
 
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SwansonSamsonite

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Tfw an another person having all your physical flaws is so unlikely that you don't post in fear of being recognized.
 
GeneticFilth

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Negative orbital vectors
Incurable skin disease 
Tiny ankles, wrist, and clavicles
Recessed mandible
High hairline
Large pores
Elephant ears
Bite is messed up, need a lefort 3
 
kkt6

kkt6

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- 5'10
- very pale skin
- dark brown, almost black eyes/hair
- big nose
- long midface
- tall forehead
- been told I have an oversized jaw
- incapable of growing facial hair
- I look 5 years younger than I really am
- wide hips
 
Incelibate

Incelibate

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Manlet
Framecel
Babyfaced
Bulbous nose
horrible big upperlips
Wristcel
Short arms
Dickcel
Low T
Voice_cel
No sex-appeal
 
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WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE UNPLEASANT AND DON'T VIEW US AS PEOPLE
I have dated men who were fat, autistic, otherwise mentally ill, legally blind (and had to wear crazy thick glasses that made his eyes look tiny), a man who was 5'4" (and brown El Salvadorian), men who worked minimum wage jobs, etc etc.... maybe you should all look at the common denominator here... you all don't respect women so they don't want anything to do with you.
 
Incelius

Incelius

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-Lateral orbital rim retrusion.
-High hairline, thin hair.
 
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ihatewomen

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Also, never in my life have I noticed someones fucking wrists
 
thebreezy

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Skinny
Big eyes
Dick is too wide and too short
Closet thing I've had to losing my virginity is a kiss
Baggy eyes & dark circles
Not super strong
 
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ihatewomen

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Dark circles are cute imo
 
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ihatewomen

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Also what are you really achieving by listing your flaws? This is something my therapist would say is WACK and unhealthy
 
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Have yet to off myself.
 
RREEEEEEEEE

RREEEEEEEEE

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Nose
Underweight
 
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VileGeneticTrash

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TheSupremeWristcel said:
Wrists
Wrists
Face
Wrists
...
Attachment related, soda can for scale

Wow, finally another guy who appreciates how fucked up small wrists are. They are the bane of my existence, too. How big are yours?
 
BordeauxPilled

BordeauxPilled

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Autist - I fucking flap my hands when I get excited, basically no social skills, and I can never shut the fuck up when I talk about stuff I like so everyone thinks I'm annoying as shit
Manlet - 5'7" and I'm constantly slouching so I look even shorter
My fucking teeth - Overbite and my teeth are long, it makes me feel like a god damn horse
Forehead - I have a 5head. I look like I'm fucking balding
Eyebrows - I'm blond as shit so I barely fucking have them honestly
Name - My shitty parents gave me a female name
Everything - I look like a reptile wearing a human suit to be honest
 
blickpall

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Comically large ears
Big nose
Deepset eyes
Skinnyfat
--- Sup 5% bodyfat everywhere but beer belly midriff, large ass, jowls
--- Need to literally be starving homeless tier to avoid the above, don't do drugs anymore so can't will myself to be there
Small hands
Wrists
Mentally SJW moral cuck myself due to liberal education system
Damaged
Older than everyone around me on a daily basis (28 in uni)
Babyface makes me look up to 10 years younger according to some people
--- Combined with age, makes me creeper status
Unacceptable facial hair growth
Need to have longer hair to not look stupid because of large fivehead - get Bieberboxed
Basically blind and need glasses, hate contacts

FML
 
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Other than my subpar looks, I have social anxiety and extremely low self esteem. Also I'm pretty lazy when it comes to studies so that isn't helping, much.
 
niggerstonguemyanus

niggerstonguemyanus

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Shit teeth
Short 5'7"
Skinny / Framecel
Big nose
Starting to lose hair (diffuse thinning)
Acne on face and basically on whole body
High inhibition
Most likely have Cyclothymia (if not full blown bipolar, not diagnosed though)
 
neverwinxii

neverwinxii

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balding
5'6
chinese
babyface
weak chin
NEET
extreme social anxiety
 
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blackpill

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manlet
ugly profile
bad skin
ugly nose
mentalcel
 
Oxygenius

Oxygenius

Greycel
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5"9 (king of manlets)
Lanklet
Wristlet
Social anxiety
Loner disposition
Have trouble connecting to others
Adult braces (bad teeth before that)
Thin lips
Dicklet (like 5.75 inch)
 
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gyno
very low iq
back/neck problems
below average dick
ugly face
essential tremor
 
Weed

Weed

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CopeMaster9001 said:
Weed said:
Will start from myself.

  • Recessed chin
  • Shitty hair genetics, my hair gets easily blown away by wind
  • Asymmetric eyebrows and jaw
  • Small wrists tbh tbh
  • Philtrum a little too long
  • Small mouth area
  • Some acne marks but very mild (Thank fucking god accutane)
  • Not a flaw but I have some weird shit inside my left leg, it's not visible but if you touch it it feels like a needle legit tbh tbh mb when I was born doctors inserted some weird shit tbhtbh

You forgot to mention that you are a sex haver.

Kys retard, stop pissing me off and learn the definition of a sex haver.
 
Machiavelli

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-big dorsal hump nose
-weak mandible and chin
-eye hollowing
-high hairline(not balding thank god)
-brown eyes
 
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Ballbustcel

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Manlet 5.6'
No jaw
Bad eye area and bug eyes
Overweight 60% of body covered in stretch marks
Feminine pear shaped body
Small dick 4.2inch
Balding
Mental issues
Big nose
Extreme Porn addiction
 

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