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JFL Life of a foid vs incel

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Incel:
Morning:
  • Wake up early due to the time you need to gather the motivation to get out of bed
  • Feeling hungry, anxious, sad and usually having a headache
  • Rushing to get dressed
Noon:
  • Arrive late, boss tells you that if you do this again you'll be sacked
  • Just passing by doing the bare minimum
  • Constantly wishing you could leave early so you can LDAR
Afternoon:
  • Spend the rest of work without saying a single word
  • Taking a slow and hair ripping trip back home
  • You walk by people who are having the greatest time of their lives while you rot
Evening:
  • You immediately start up your PC to cope
  • You cook up some cheap microwave meal, assuming you even have one
  • You dread knowing that you can only temporarily cope as you have another shift tomorrow
Night:
  • Sleeps at a late time
  • Room is either too cold or too hot
  • Sleep deprived due to depression and stress
Foid:
Morning:
  • Wake up early so you're able to spend hours on make- up and hair
  • Get your boyfriend to make you a meal
  • You're excited to meet everyone at work
Noon:
  • Arrive late, boss assumes you were stuck in traffic and shrugs it off as no big deal
  • Spend most of your time gossiping with friends
  • Wishing that you could be home to suck chad's dick again
Afternoon:
  • As soon as you get out the building, your friends are there
  • Spend the rest of the day socializing
  • Saying goodbye to everyone as you finally go home
Night:
  • Messaging your chad bf and beta buxxers
  • Sleeping in a comfy luxury bed provided by your OnlyFans account
  • Gets a full 10 hours of sleep

saw a meme and wanted to make my own version of it tbh
 
You forget the part where the incel cries himself to sleep
 
Brutal meme theft
 
You forget the part where the incel cries himself to sleep
he already did that thousands of times to the point where he doesn't feel anything anymore
 
u forgot the part where the foid spends 2 hours per day crying about misogyny
 
Can relate but I'm unemployed and so happy about that.
 
This is something more related to wagecuckers but yes accurate
 
you forgot the part where the foid gets fucked by Chad in all her holes
 
I actually tear my hair out chronically. I basically shed like a dog. Its just a mental tic sort of thing I do unconsciously
 
Double standards run rampant
 
My day.
Wake up
take large piss
turn on pc
search for food as fast as possible
once i have food, take it into my room so that i may eat while coping with my pc
browse .co
watch youtube
go to bed
 

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