Life advice:Go outside

[Ultracel30]

I'll go outside after making up my mind to grape foids.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

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This Made me laugh irl

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Followed your advice and went outside. A 10/10 billionaire gigastacy begged me to marry her

turn her down

going outside is such a great boost to your smv that you shouldn't settle for a mere 10/10, hold out for the 11/10 who's waiting in ambush in the shadows expectantly around the corner

for instance I stepped outside yday and found an 11/10 gigastacy right outside my door

she dragged me back inside my room and said that being outside was lame, then she forced me inside her. she said she enjoyed it and now we are married

it was very romantic

 

[Retardfuel]

Next thread will be kingkongpill for sure

Yes

 

[Sheogorath]

you should tell @Sheogorath to abandon zoe and join you in ameliacheung shilling
he is weeb so tell him she has breasts like anime girl or sth, sell him on the idea
be the jordanbetrofl of ameliacheungdom

no idea who this Amelia is but I'm willing to check her out

I don't shill based just on appearance though, good personality has always been paramount

The one bone I threw that dog (well, monkey) was getting her a hundred-dollar canopy when I thought she was heartbroken over Nick and suicidal and I didn't want her to die.

The way she treated me after that, even though I make ouvertures of kindness occasionally in case she's changed, I'm far more suspicious of any suspected instability.

She hasn't cut herself since Feb 22nd supposedly and I still believe I saved her life repeatedly and I'm happy about that because I still consider her part of my tribe even if she's too mentally ill to realize I am the most superior man who has ever entered her orbit.

I do need to work on my international passport mobility so I can physically inhabit the presence of females who might give me a chance, that's my mistake with her, trying to bond over personality before hanging out in person. My ongoing depression and sleep problems have made it difficult to take those steps, because I'm not a spoiled trustfund baby like River who can live in 5star hotels every night and get pampered constantly by jewish pimps to pump-n-dump menhera girls so he can flip them into escorts until they're used up - what Z has to look forward to I guess (and perhaps what she has decided she wants, in her addled state)

I guess even most mentally divergent women want physical presence too much to be satisfied by a long-distance relationship, they lack the patience of men who have suffered from a lack of affirmation for decades. Impulsive creatures - I projected my masculinity onto her, thinking our virtues applied to humanity in general, they do not.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Go outside again

THE SUN HAS BEEN CONTAINED

I did today! And I had a riding mower engine apart for some repairs