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Life advice:Go outside

FuckHOA

FuckHOA

On a quest to fuck a sheboon to improve my genes.
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Seriously, you should go outside, don't be scared, the sun is warm and great and it will not do any harm. It feels so great, trust me the sun will not hurt it is the best thing you can do for yourself is to expose yourself to the sun. Go outside... go outside... go outside... go outside... go outside... there is nothing to fear, nothing to lose, just come outside and hear the beautiful voices.
 
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I am afraid of the sun
 
G̸͔̳̙̥̺̍͂̈́Ő̶̡̳̳̻̱̻͎ ̵͍̫́̂͛͌̽O̸̜̺̳̰̥̜̜̹̩͂̈́̾U̵̢̟̬͇̐̽̇͛T̵̻͇̬̥͕̯͙̲́̔̈́͂͐̐̓͜͝S̷͈̺̔̔͆̄́̔͠Î̸͙͙̲̮͖̘̩͛͑͛̚͠D̸̜̲̠̝̎̈Ȅ̷̠̟͇͓ ̶̰̻̹̜̗̈́̑̎̏̎̂̏͘N̵̡̥̲̳̠͚̗̳̱͛̋́̏͋́O̴̮̻̔̊̓̌ͅẄ̵̫̠̗̫̫̖̮̦́!̷̧̫̟̼̹̜̥̈̉̈̔͒̔̐ͅ

normies were right, going outside helps you ascend, just feel the sunrays hit your skin.
 
Evil Tyrone hacked his .is account guys.

Don't listen to him
 
Evil Tyrone hacked his .is account guys.

Don't listen to him
T̴̪͊̂y̵̙̦̓͘ŗ̸̦́o̵͖̊n̸͚̤͗ę̴̅ ̷̳̑̿í̴̢̛̩s̶͓͗́ ̸͚̻̄̊w̴̳͊̈́e̶͚͊à̶͙̳͝k̴͔͋̒,̸̠̲̐ ̴̳̠̔̾h̷̗͌ę̸̩̎̈́ ̸̤̤̇̕c̵̻̦̚o̵̩̒ǘ̴̻̋l̷̨̀d̸̪͝n̴̳̟̅̌'̴̲̺̇t̷̠̒̓ ̴͚́h̷͇̦͝a̴͆͜ṇ̴̩̒̒d̴̦̙͋̈l̶̢͘͝e̸̫͗ ̵̺̅̽t̴̥͒̀h̵̘̟́̕e̶̺͍̚ ̴͙̏͑s̶͇̉u̵̯̬͝ṇ̶̲̅̇ ̴̖͎̓f̷̠̉͂o̸͈̮̽̽r̸̟̈ ̶̣̱͘͠ã̷̲̀ ̵̯̅s̷̙̮͊ȩ̵̬͘c̶̙͇̑ȍ̷̜̏n̸̲̪̍́d̵̡̟̃͒,̸͙̤͊ ̷͎̩̄̓c̸̤̔o̴̬͠m̶̙͌e̵͇̼̒ ̸̟̈́õ̸̹̎u̷͎̾̉͜t̴̘͚̋s̶̝̺̄i̸͉͝ͅḍ̵͐̓e̷͖̦͂̽
 
Just touch grass theory.
 
the beautiful voices are in my head so why go outside
 
Which drugs did you take?
LISTEN TO THE SUN

LISTEN TO THE SUN

LISTEN TO THE SUN

THE SUN HAS BEEN CONTAINED

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR
 
My country is extremely dangerous for me to do this, and I hate the sun because I rarely get it without the subhuman heat.
 
Honestly i want an excuse to go outside but i have no reason to. And i dont have a car to drive to the park or anything so my only option is sit in my backyard for a few hours until i get bored, which i unironically do sometimes.
 
The outdoors and sun are great! Nothing beats driving around a riding mower under the hot sun for 2 hours to get the grass cut
 
GO OUTSIDE GO OUTSIDE!

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO JOIN US JOIN US
I don't want to join you I want to hang out w/ the beautiful people inside

you outside people are all lame

you should all kys
 
Alright, let's see—Ẁ̴̢̨̞̙̖͉̰̱͚͉̗̟͚̳͕̑̌̕͠ͅH̶͓̱̾̂̉̃̈̑̋̏̀̈́A̴̯̺̖͈̰͖̗͓̐͛̐͗̄̍̿̆̅̀͊̐̕̕T̸̲̣̯̈́̈́̿̽̈̈́̔͒͑̾̚ ̷̧̖̤͝T̴̢̢̺͖͇͈͓͆̃̀̿̕Ḩ̸̹͙̩̥̲̜͍̳̠̦͓̻̲̿̓̾̄̃͋̒̅̀́͘͝͠È̷͖̪̱̬̣̖͚͎͇̠̟͉̬̝̦̞̅ ̶̧̛̛̤̯̟͔͔̠͙̹̥̘̊͑̄̽͆̔̾̈̓̈͘͜͠ͅͅF̸̝͎̰͐̽̿̅̓̽̾̀͌̅̇̚͘̚͠U̷̧̺̠̬͚̙̩̩̒̄Ć̶̜̩̙͎̖͇̺͎̫̝̠̌̅̑̋̿̄̈́̈́͑̏̚͠͠͝ͅĶ̷̤̞̖̗͍̝̝͐͌̾̃̎̍̿͋͂̿̕͝ ̵̡̧̺̟͓̪̠̖̙͙̹͕̭̔̈́͛́̒̅͑͋͌̏͗́͂̕͝͠Ḩ̸̡̧̟͕͚̥̮͛̈̾̀̐̅͂́̍́̓̎̊́͝E̷̡̛̖̠͇̯̗̫̣̞̯̟̖̫͂̉̊́́̉̈͠ͅL̷̘͔̰̱̺̞̖͈̪͑̎͑̋͆͂́̾͋̏͆̑̎̐̏̚P̸̺͎̜̯̞͚͊̋ ̷̥̣͍͉͂̐͝M̴̧̹̬̣̫͎̳̺͙͓̖̳̠͉͍͙̉̾̊͜E̶̢̨̢̜͕̘̞͉͖̘̩̞̞͔̝̒͂̄̔͘͜͝ͅ ̸̧̫̗̱̞̤̞̮̳̮̙̖̖̿̓̽̌̾̋̊̏̆̇̏̿͘̕͠͝͝H̶̯̭͚͚̬̯̍͌̋̅̔̒̈́̒̽̋̒̌̋̎͗̕̚ͅE̷͚̮̅̑̑̾͋̈́͌̈́̿́̂̿̅̆̈́͠͠ͅL̵̺͚̖̰̝̞̠̰̯̪̙̄̊̅̈́̚͘̕͘͜P̵̤̮̆́͋́͝ ̶̡̧̛̼̤͕̗̘͙̥̫̠͊̎̓̆͛͌̅̀́̈́͘͜M̶̧̛̫͖͚͉̞͚͔̳̬͕̼͕͑̎̈̆̑́͐̑̒̕̕Ę̵̣̩̩̞̜̓͑̉̍̈́̿̍̄̿̓͝ ̷̨̲͕͉̜̗̫̱̰̺͗͒͛̈́͑̉̿͛̐͆͑̓́̇̚͝HELP.

idk who ochako whatsername is

is that her

I remember that face but I can't recall the name
 
It's too cloudy to see the sun
 
I recently returned from the supermarket and saw woman with an impressive big tits on the way back home.
 
I touched grass still no gf
 
She left me, asshole. :feelsree:
ahem, I meant:

why don't you grab her and pull her back?

it's sunny outside.

I'm amelia cheung, I am waiting for you here in a red backless dress.

don't you want to be with some tiktok ho?


come outside so you can come inside amelia and live your dreams
 
Cope. My (ex-)wife hates me.
no she doesn't you are her biggest fan so she admires your pERsonality

just bc she left you, you shouldn't take it personally. it's not really your fault she is just afraid that you are another reptilian
 
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I don't sunbathe because JBW
 
i have to go outside every fucking day and it sucks
 
really? i thought that grass was often full of bugs you didn't find any chinkfoid bugwoman in there to catch in a jar?Just genetically modify a bug to become a foid theory
I caught plenty :feelsdevil: just genetically modify bugs to become noodlewhore theory :feelsdevil::feelsdevil:
 
I caught plenty :feelsdevil: just genetically modify bugs to become noodlewhore theory :feelsdevil::feelsdevil:
chinks are genetic bugpeople

you do not need to genetically engineer them

just take one of the ones you caught and rape it in the jar
 
Ok, but the real question is do you think Zoe fogs?
nah tbh amelia fogs her iirc, though idrc what amelia looks like tbh

maybe if zoe was less of a drug-addled whore she would still fog amelia. but ig amelia will catch up with her in time

but zoe should fog bc chinkfoids are the ugliest foid race. over for zoecels

Female standards circa 2024:

- Be a gorillion inches tall
- Have a gorillion-inch cock
- Be a gorillionER
just be gorilla theory
 
If I fuck a bug I’m gonna invent a new STD
jfl

covid 1.0 was when a chink fucked a bat*

covid 2.0 was when an incel fucked a chink

*not really it was made in the wuhan labs**
**not really it didn't exist it was all a psyop
 
Her tits are shit, though. Amelie probably has supple breasts with perky nipples. Zoe's tits are literally like sandbags. What an overrated bitch.
you should tell @Sheogorath to abandon zoe and join you in ameliacheung shilling

he is weeb so tell him she has breasts like anime girl or sth, sell him on the idea

be the jordanbetrofl of ameliacheungdom
 
Followed your advice and went outside. A 10/10 billionaire gigastacy begged me to marry her as soon as i left mom's basement. You're right, this shit really works. I also recommend to touch grass while you're at it, feels really good.
 
The outdoors and sun are great! Nothing beats driving around a riding mower under the hot sun for 2 hours to get the grass cut
Go outside again

THE SUN HAS BEEN CONTAINED
 

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