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Story Let’s say you had a chance to ascend, but....

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Lets pretend that you had the Waifu of your dreams and you were able to ascend. But there is a catch. You were only allowed one week to be with her before she killed you. She would go full yandere at the end of the week and she would hunt you down. You would die no matter what. Would you risk your life and spend the best week of your life having as much seggs with your Waifu? If you took this offer, what would you do with your Waifu?
male spiders and praying mantes deal with this dilemma all the time.
 
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Just kill her before the end of the week
 
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Get killed by a woman? Nah I’m good:feelsjuice:
 
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Sub8isSubhuman said:
Just kill her before the end of the week
You couldn’t do this. If your Waifu sensed that you were going to kill her, she would kill you before you even got the chance.
 
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BlackPillAddict said:
You couldn’t do this. If your Waifu sensed that you were going to kill her, she would kill you before you even got the chance.
Alright then I'd still take the deal. Planning on roping anyways.
 
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15th September tier post
 
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I will kill her on 6th day.
 
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Volcel if you wouldn’t
 
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I get to die at the end to? Sign me up!
 
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