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Discussion Let's say the government decides to give reparations to incels and we each get $5 million. How are you coping?

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$5,000,000 USD = £4,369,500.00
 
The economy would be shot, I guess I would buy gold.
 
Continue what I'm doing now with the peace of financial freedom
 
Drop out of college and play video games without feeling as if i am commiting a crime
 
Im already rich
 
Anime figurines
 
that 5 mil is gonna last until i literally LDAR
 
get plastic surgery to look like an asian man and get a white gf
 
give it all to charity because i don't know how to control money
 
id be happy at the start but for the last few years all i have been doing is replacing connection with materialism anyway and i already have all i need. id probably just spend it all on drugs and prostitutes
 
I'll travel around the world to spread incel rebellion messages all over the globe
 
Finance IPRP and I.N.C.E.L.

Usually, when the government starts making compromises, you need to press them further. If they offer you a finger, demand the whole hand. This is how niggers succeeded.
 
I'll spend it all on my weird hobbies.
(Hunting, peeping on ppl, stalk ppl, hacking, abuse dogs)
 
Invest two million in gold and the rest in weapons, food and fortification because we'd be fucked by then.
 
I buy a fat cat and implant military technology in him
 

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