Let's pretend we're boomers or at least men who grew up before smart phones

[mylifeistrash]

Pretend you're above age 35 and a total fucking retard about how competitive life is in 2019:


Just go up and say hi to her! Look her right in the eyes and ask her out to go dancing. That's all it takes to get a girl!

 

[Deleted member 19756]

Just go up and say hi to her! Look her right in the eyes and ask her out to go dancing. That's all it takes to get a girl!

I wish I knew then what I know now.

 

[Guest2]

Nowadays they're dancing on poles during the night and getting fucked for extra cash, and during the day they're.. well.. doing the exact same thing because it's somehow acceptable in the West.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Pretend you're above age 35 and a total fucking retard about how competitive life is in 2019:

"Pretend."

 

[needsolution]

pretends me

 

[Joelossus]

The absolute state of boomers tbh.

 

[HighTGymcel]

pretends me

 

[jackwolfskin999]

now you might not believe but I got 3 honours in my leaving cert

 

[Cuyen]

I love israel

 

[Deleted member 18435]

*Says some stupid fucking bullshit* I'm right and you have to listen to me because I've lived way longer than you. I'm so wise. Everyone is entitled and lazy but me and my generation.

 

[78980n]

I love israel

 

[FlamingCel]

pretends me

 

[Emba]

Phones me

 

[Dionysus]

I love israel

 

[Mainländer]

"Hey, my 4/10 30 yo incel son, that 8/10 18 yo German Stacy would be a good girlfriend to you".

Literally my dad while driving.

 

[Deleted member 14382]

Pretend you're above age 35 and a total fucking retard about how competitive life is in 2019:


Just go up and say hi to her! Look her right in the eyes and ask her out to go dancing. That's all it takes to get a girl!

I'm way above 35, yet I'm blackpilled af.

 

[Remyx]

That'd be a nice bubble to live in. Honestly boomers need to rope, they've been around enough

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

I don’t know about that weak crap? Kids these days, cant even throw the pigskin

 

[Deleted member 16455]

I missed out on a great time