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Venting Lets face it if we had wives it would probably suck

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I want to have sex with a stupid bitch as a teenager and then dump her for some other slut. And they have to be sluts, the kind you can walk up to and grab their tits, and they'll be fine with it because they like it when a man knows what to do with their hands.

I hate the idea of a wife to be honest. It's just fuckin stupid. Think about, some bitch sitting at home all day watching the price is right. It's fucking stupid, it can't be that much different than living with your religious mom. Why would I want to have that be a part of my life when I can just jack off to porn. Let's be honest your wife, if you were low tier normie, is probably fat, her cunt stinks, and she's not even that into you. She doesn't even cook or bring anything interesting into your life. Sure you can fuck her like once a year, but I bet her blowjobs are low energy like when you see those lips suck that dick you think-of Jeb Bush low energy, and you're now extremely turned off. You probably have nothing in common with such a dumb bitch. All she does is complain about microplastics, while eating a burrito from Del Taco. She takes up room like a sofa.

I just have difficulty comprehending a life where a woman cares about what I feel like in a non-transactional way. It would be nice if a woman gave me a massage for example because my back is sore. That's just a weird thing to imagine. Like that does that ever happen? They might do that if you are Chad, or you gave them a literal yacht, but I just dont see women giving a guy a massage for no other reason than because his back is sore- and she's genuinely a giver of massages.

Why is it in popular culture it's that the dude alpha bro fucks the bitch and then leaves. NO, you fuck the bitch, and then SHE should leave. That's the alpha move, because she respects your motherfuckin time to not deal with such stupidity for extended periods of time.

Another thing I want to do is get away with not talking to anyone at all, but I can talk to them like they are NPC's I'm just extracting information from. I don't want to hear everything they have to say, I want them to give me dialogue options I can select, so I can get the experience out of them I intend, and then they go about their day like NPCs.

I just want to not work, and drink mai tais all day, and then call people smarter than me stupid. There's no better own than calling a person smarter than you, who in fact, knows they are smarter than me, stupid, because they will for sure really entertain the idea that they may be in fact, stupid, even if a stupid person called them stupid.

Stupid is a good insult because it's an intellectual dick mog. You don't need to outsmart someone or showboat your intellectual prowess or flex your reading list in any way, just one little brain will short circuit their fragile SAT word brain.
 
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DNR.
Foid mentality tbh.
I want to cuddle and love and share and thrive with others.
 
Even if somehow I ended up with a [partner], I do not believe it would make me happy. When you understand how women really think and act, you stop imagining them as the solution to loneliness. They are shallow, guided by instinct, and quick to discard men who do not give them what they want. Knowing that, I cannot even picture myself in a relationship. I expect to live my life alone, and if I am to have any kind of companionship, it will have to come from finding a few friends in the distant future, not from a woman.
 
DNR.
Foid mentality tbh.
I want to cuddle and love and share and thrive with others.
that sounds kinda gay bro

why do you want to cuddle when you can treat women like a pornographic slot machine. I'd appreciate it more if a woman called me 'master' because she knows her motherfuckin place than if she made me a gay love bracelet because she loves me. There' nothing fun about love and sharing that joy with others, if they have it better than you.
 
For me is different. I would like to have a wife who would be comfortable with me. Whores and sluts don't interest me much. Though I agree marriages where the spouses barely stand each other and don't have regular sex and bonding is waste of time.
 
that sounds kinda gay bro

why do you want to cuddle when you can treat women like a pornographic slot machine. I'd appreciate it more if a woman called me 'master' because she knows her motherfuckin place than if she made me a gay love bracelet because she loves me. There' nothing fun about love and sharing that joy with others, if they have it better than you.
I don't think you truly think that
 
For me is different. I would like to have a wife who would be comfortable with me. Whores and sluts don't interest me much. Though I agree marriages where the spouses barely stand each other and don't have regular sex and bonding is waste of time.
similar libido + personality = happiness I believe
 
It would definitely suck.

If you're not the most attractive man she can reasonably get, you're always on the chopping block.
 
I want to have sex with a stupid bitch as a teenager and then dump her for some other slut. And they have to be sluts, the kind you can walk up to and grab their tits, and they'll be fine with it because they like it when a man knows what to do with their hands.

I hate the idea of a wife to be honest. It's just fuckin stupid. Think about, some bitch sitting at home all day watching the price is right. It's fucking stupid, it can't be that much different than living with your religious mom. Why would I want to have that be a part of my life when I can just jack off to porn. Let's be honest your wife, if you were low tier normie, is probably fat, her cunt stinks, and she's not even that into you. She doesn't even cook or bring anything interesting into your life. Sure you can fuck her like once a year, but I bet her blowjobs are low energy like when you see those lips suck that dick you think-of Jeb Bush low energy, and you're now extremely turned off. You probably have nothing in common with such a dumb bitch. All she does is complain about microplastics, while eating a burrito from Del Taco. She takes up room like a sofa.

Why is it in popular culture it's that the dude alpha bro fucks the bitch and then leaves. NO, you fuck the bitch, and then SHE should leave. That's the alpha move, because she respects your motherfuckin time to not deal with such stupidity for extended periods of time.

Another thing I want to do is get away with not talking to anyone at all, but I can talk to them like they are NPC's I'm just extracting information from. I don't want to hear everything they have to say, I want them to give me dialogue options I can select, so I can get the experience out of them I intend, and then they go about their day like NPCs.

I just want to not work, and drink mai tais all day, and then call people smarter than me stupid. There's no better own than calling a person smarter than you, who in fact, knows they are smarter than me, stupid, because they will for sure really entertain the idea that they may be in fact, stupid, even if a stupid person called them stupid.

Stupid is a good insult because it's an intellectual dick mog. You don't need to outsmart someone or showboat your intellectual prowess or flex your reading list in any way, just one little brain will short circuit their fragile SAT word brain.
Atleast you didn’t shout this time
 
why do you want to cuddle when you can treat women like a pornographic slot machine. I'd appreciate it more if a woman called me 'master' because she knows her motherfuckin place than if she made me a gay love bracelet because she loves me. There' nothing fun about love and sharing that joy with others, if they have it better than you.
You can do both
 
You can do both
you're talking to a person who segregates food like jim crow

On the Madonna-whore complex Im all in on whores, and Madonna doesn't exist.
 
The normies who married landwhales all have shit marriages, Chang with his cute young agreeable wife doesn't.

The average woman isn't shit so I would choose a quality wife over dumpster diving for easy lays even if I was some gigachad with no morals. But it's no way to run a society and every foids father should be mocked for allowing his daughters to have pre marital sex
 
The normies who married landwhales all have shit marriages, Chang with his cute young agreeable wife doesn't.

The average woman isn't shit so I would choose a quality wife over dumpster diving for easy lays even if I was some gigachad with no morals. But it's no way to run a society and every foids father should be mocked for allowing his daughters to have pre marital sex
pre-martial sex is the entire point even more important than fucking a virgin

the entire point is the sin, unless you married a sex slave
 
pre-martial sex is the entire point even more important than fucking a virgin

the entire point is the sin, unless you married a sex slave
The point of sex is to make a baby with a foid, assuming she is attractive and good genes. Foids fucking other men is gross as fuck and non virgins are worthless.

fathers of non virgin foids are all cuckolds and whores should be shamed by society along with the loser father
 
When you marry as a sub chad you're essentially selling your soul away to the devil. In the moment you put that overpriced 5 karat ring on the foids crusty fingers, you gave her 50% of your life earnings. Your whole life is trying to please an insufferable foid to minimize her intentions of divorcing in which she will take 50%.

Even if I were a chad I wouldn't want to risk having a child in my home country. I'd probably fly overseas, dye my hair a different color, and breed a few sluts. Go back to my home country and clean my hair, simple as that. Writing this right now fills me with rage. I wish I were born a chad. There's so many things I'd want to try, but can't with my inferior genetics.
 
The point of sex is to make a baby with a foid, assuming she is attractive and good genes. Foids fucking other men is gross as fuck and non virgins are worthless.

fathers of non virgin foids are all cuckolds and whores should be shamed by society along with the loser father
virgins are a mirage man

Like you need to get hooked up like a Saudi to get a real virgin. Even under religious fundamentalism, it's extremely unlikely that you will actually get to break the bitches hymen on wedding night.
 
This is trauma-induced oldcel disenchantment syndrome. We're damaged goods and our minds are warped, we cant simply live in the moment without thinking about being unfuckable losers. Why the hell would you automatically think about teenagers having sex when you're contemplating the idea of having a wife ? I'm sure no one does that except for us. :lul: This is where the disenchantment at the idea of any possible relationship comes from.
 
that's a funny thing to say, why is that?
you are hurt by women like we all are and you are only saying that to look like you would not value spending romantic time with a foid together to appear more macho or vent a little by acting like a stereotypical chad perhaps. that is my theory
 
virgins are a mirage man

Like you need to get hooked up like a Saudi to get a real virgin. Even under religious fundamentalism, it's extremely unlikely that you will actually get to break the bitches hymen on wedding night.
I read somewhere that they fake their hymen/viginity reports there at an insane scale jfl
 
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you are hurt by women like we all are and you are only saying that to look like you would not value spending romantic time with a foid together to appear more macho or vent a little by acting like a stereotypical chad perhaps. that is my theory
Factual, he would probably cuck out if he got a piece of postivie attention from woMAN
 
Sure you can fuck her like once a year, but I bet her blowjobs are low energy
I debunked the dead bedroom meme in another thread:

But why wouldn't she fuck you? Don't women have sex drives too? It feels good to have sex. Why would they be averse to it? Also even if she does not want sex, wouldn't she do it out of love for you anyway? That's what a relationship is - love. If you love someone, why would you deprive them? And I doubt women need to be paid. Perhaps it's enough to let them sleep in the same bed without having to work. I think women want to be stay-at-home moms. How much do you think women want to be paid?
 
you are hurt by women like we all are and you are only saying that to look like you would not value spending romantic time with a foid together to appear more macho or vent a little by acting like a stereotypical chad perhaps. that is my theory
I used to feel that way. The older you get and more experiences you see erode those romantic feelings.
 
Factual, he would probably cuck out if he got a piece of postivie attention from woMAN
not cuck out just act decently and compassionately
 
yeah. the fact of the matter is we'd just get nagged into an early grave :feelshaha::feelsrope:
 
Let's be honest your wife, if you were low tier normie, is probably fat, her cunt stinks, and she's not even that into you. She doesn't even cook or bring anything interesting into your life. Sure you can fuck her like once a year,
This is the brutal reality for 99.9% of betabuxxers. The small number of reddit ITtards who like to flex on us, are headed for this future (AT BEST)
 
Wife is a social construct, call it religious even, 1 to 1 pairing isn't practiced by most mammals on earth let alone every species.

Slavery on the other hand...
 
That's why chads just fuck and throw them away. There's nothing there beyond the temporary pleasure of coitus.
 
Because at some point, the feeling won't feel as good anymore, aka why I can't coom when I jerk off anymore.
I didn't believe this covenant until I just had lust but couldn't finish myself.
Modesty is important until it's time to feel what you've been desiring for life.

However, we aren't getting it in this lifetime so do as you wish.
 
One of the funniest posts I’ve read in awhile and also very true :feelshaha: Ever since I was a kidcel I never understood why I’d want to get married to modern foids—they all fucking suck!
 
You'd probably be nagged by her and live as a normie.

Not worth it.
 
high IQ. when i had friends, they bitched constantly about their gf/wives
 
True marriage is cucked anyway
 
And they have to be sluts, the kind you can walk up to and grab their tits, and they'll be fine with it because they like it when a man knows what to do with their hands.
Lifefuel for Saint Gropehands
 
Most, if not all of us here would want our marriage to be with a LOVING wife who doesn't sit around consuming zogmedia all day and actually adores up (IMPOSSIBLE!). You will never find a "trad wife" (jfl) who actually wants to resign to traditional roles and raise kids, cook, clean. Femoids INSTEAD want to ride the cock carousel while chasing some meaningless career so they can reside at jewish daycare for 40 hours a week.
 
I could not stand a wife not similar in intelligence and reason, also nobody would ever marry me.
 
A wife and the function of it made perfect sense 100 years ago or so. Back when foids were limited and regulated and basically didn't have much say. Nowadays on the other hand, one is basically marrying a raging narcissitic toddler that not is gonna despise you but will most likely leave you and take most of your shit. So yeah wives and marriages are completely pointless in the way the west works nowadays.

Now if you have some more partriachical system like the towel heads there is a point to be made for it.
 
No point in marriage if you're an unattractive, sub average guy. You get to be a highly stressed out worker drone for some cunt that resents and a government that doesn't give a fuck about you
 
I did a poll a few days ago here, and it seems like most of us don't even want to get married (only 35% said yes to marriage). A few said they want kids but not marriage.

 
i want nothing but sleep.
 
It would suck if you have an annoying wife not respecting you and using you as a betabuxxer.

If you get lucky and find a wife that appreciate you, act feminin with you, touch you, cuddle with you, is happy to make food for both of you because she love you...Well you will most likely not have any interest in slut and porn.
 
I want to have sex with a stupid bitch as a teenager and then dump her for some other slut. And they have to be sluts, the kind you can walk up to and grab their tits, and they'll be fine with it because they like it when a man knows what to do with their hands.

I hate the idea of a wife to be honest. It's just fuckin stupid. Think about, some bitch sitting at home all day watching the price is right. It's fucking stupid, it can't be that much different than living with your religious mom. Why would I want to have that be a part of my life when I can just jack off to porn. Let's be honest your wife, if you were low tier normie, is probably fat, her cunt stinks, and she's not even that into you. She doesn't even cook or bring anything interesting into your life. Sure you can fuck her like once a year, but I bet her blowjobs are low energy like when you see those lips suck that dick you think-of Jeb Bush low energy, and you're now extremely turned off. You probably have nothing in common with such a dumb bitch. All she does is complain about microplastics, while eating a burrito from Del Taco. She takes up room like a sofa.

I just have difficulty comprehending a life where a woman cares about what I feel like in a non-transactional way. It would be nice if a woman gave me a massage for example because my back is sore. That's just a weird thing to imagine. Like that does that ever happen? They might do that if you are Chad, or you gave them a literal yacht, but I just dont see women giving a guy a massage for no other reason than because his back is sore- and she's genuinely a giver of massages.

Why is it in popular culture it's that the dude alpha bro fucks the bitch and then leaves. NO, you fuck the bitch, and then SHE should leave. That's the alpha move, because she respects your motherfuckin time to not deal with such stupidity for extended periods of time.

Another thing I want to do is get away with not talking to anyone at all, but I can talk to them like they are NPC's I'm just extracting information from. I don't want to hear everything they have to say, I want them to give me dialogue options I can select, so I can get the experience out of them I intend, and then they go about their day like NPCs.

I just want to not work, and drink mai tais all day, and then call people smarter than me stupid. There's no better own than calling a person smarter than you, who in fact, knows they are smarter than me, stupid, because they will for sure really entertain the idea that they may be in fact, stupid, even if a stupid person called them stupid.

Stupid is a good insult because it's an intellectual dick mog. You don't need to outsmart someone or showboat your intellectual prowess or flex your reading list in any way, just one little brain will short circuit their fragile SAT word brain.
I would like a wife
 

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