TeeHee Leo di caprio actually prefers plus size 50yo feminist as a partner

[edgelordcel]

IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT all his previous partners were skinny 20yo young women.

Sorry sweeties, no one is entitled to fuck actors

 

[MoggedByALoli]

If I was in his shoes, I would be doing the same thing, frankly. If women aren't going to be loyal, why should I?

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Roasties get so mad that he does that

 

[based_meme]

"IT JUST SO HAPPENS" is my most hated phrase from holes. It's the disclaimer for incoming hypocrisy. Is being honest that difficult for you?

 

[cripplecel]

Plus size = fat fuck

 

[Fat Link]

"IT JUST SO HAPPENS" is my most hated phrase from holes. It's the disclaimer for incoming hypocrisy. Is being honest that difficult for you?

Mine is “my truth”.

There’s got to be no more bullshit a phrase on this earth than that.

Truth is truth.

It doesn’t change to suit a specific person’s whims.

For example no broad that’s pregnant is “just a little pregnant” and no tranny suddenly became a legitimate male or female just by claiming “well it’s my truth”.

No fuckheads you either are or you are not these things.

Truth does not change to suit your whims.

Now you can have an OPINION on your situation or way of being but that’s all that it is and truth is true regardless of your beliefs.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

DiCaprio is so based that it destroys the fabric of time and space.

>Why don’t you have kids, Leonardo?
>Because I don’t want them.
>But what about after you die with no kids?
>Then I’ll be dead.
>Why won’t you marry anyone?
>Because I don’t wanna be married.
>Why won’t you date a woman your age?
>Because I want to date hot, college-aged models instead.

He’s also uncut. Bro lived the most amazing life imaginable.

Whether or not you believe in climate change, Leonardo’s probably right when he says the Earth will probably be dead in like 200 years max. Why bother having kids?

 

[NorthernWind]

DiCaprio is so based that it destroys the fabric of time and space.

>Why don’t you have kids, Leonardo?
>Because I don’t want them.
>But what about after you die with no kids?
>Then I’ll be dead.
>Why won’t you marry anyone?
>Because I don’t wanna be married.
>Why won’t you date a woman your age?
>Because I want to date hot, college-aged models instead.

He’s also uncut. Bro lived the most amazing life imaginable.

Whether or not you believe in climate change, Leonardo’s probably right when he says the Earth will probably be dead in like 200 years max. Why bother having kids?

God granted him hedonistic life but not to supreme gentleman.
Life is unfair.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

He liked their personalities