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Blackpill Legend of Zelda and Mario are cucked

Yeah there’s a reason soys love those series, their premise is basically “white knighting: the game”

Can’t see “save the princess” stories the same after being blackpilled
 
Yeah there’s a reason soys love those series, their premise is basically “white knighting: the game”

Can’t see “save the princess” stories the same after being blackpilled
Zelda isn't even just a princess, she is a divine princess. That is even more cucked. :feelskek: Literally M'lady: the game.
 
Mario does everything he can to "save" Peach while she fucks off again to get smashed by Tyrone Bowser
 
Mario does everything he can to "save" Peach while she fucks off again to get smashed by Tyrone Bowser
She probably has giga roastie pussy from that ngl
 
Zelda isn't even just a princess, she is a divine princess. That is even more cucked. :feelskek: Literally M'lady: the game.
Made by '90s bluepilled incels.
 
Mario does everything he can to "save" Peach while she fucks off again to get smashed by Tyrone Bowser
Ending of Mario Odyssey clearly showed this. Mario goes trough hell to stop her wedding with Bowser and she rejects him instantly.
 
@Fat Link
Nothing personal bro
 
Link gets all the bitches and cheats on zelda, he'll just use her as reverse betabuxx while he fucks Peatrice, Ruto, Paya, Malon, Agitha, Midna, Urbosa, Kina, Medli, Saria, Impa, Ilia, Hena, and Fi.
 
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Link gets all the bitches and cheats on zelda, he'll just use her as reverse betabuxx while he fucks Peatrice, Ruto, Paya, Agitha, Midna, Urbosa, Medli, Saria, Impa, and Fi.
How do you even know all that stuff. Jesus. Over for non-weebs.
 
How do you even know all that stuff. Jesus. Over for non-weebs.
I only played Ocarina, LA and ALTTP.

The rest is garbage anyway.
 
Show me one game where foid rescues a guy
 
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That was dark af.
It literally happens in a timeline where Link lost to Ganondorf in OOT.

Probably my favorite Zelda game. I like that it doesn't have 20 unnecessary bullshit NPCs like OOT. The story is concise and barebones. That makes it mysterious and endearing. It's raw adventure.
 
It literally happens in a timeline where Link lost to Ganondorf in OOT.

Probably my favorite Zelda game. I like that it doesn't have 20 unnecessary bullshit NPCs like OOT. The story is concise and barebones. That makes it mysterious and endearing. It's raw adventure.
Don't get me wrong, it was fantastic. But difficult at times (in both difficulty level and darkness).
 
Link gets all the bitches and cheats on zelda, he'll just use her as reverse betabuxx while he fucks Peatrice, Ruto, Paya, Malon, Agitha, Midna, Urbosa, Kina, Medli, Saria, Impa, Ilia, Hena, and Fi.
And Marin
 
Always going to that creepy ass dark world.
You are right, it is pretty dark. Also the castle and all knights trying to kill you, despite them being regular humans.
 
Gotta save the blonde roastie! Cucked as fuck. Link is even more cucked. At least Peach likes Mario. There is zero proof Zelda likes Link.

IRL it would be like this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AJwz-ye1og

i used to like nintendo. But it becomes more and more cucked.
The old zelda games were nice and it stoped with twilight prince**
**sry I dont have words for femoid whoreshiping
 
i used to like nintendo. But it becomes more and more cucked.
The old zelda games were nice and it stoped with twilight prince**
**sry I dont have words for femoid whoreshiping
Based Nazi
 
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And don't forget the name. It's technically the Legend of Link. Zelda does fucking nothing lmao. Yet the entire game revolves around her.

Pathetic.
 
And don't forget the name. It's technically the Legend of Link. Zelda does fucking nothing lmao. Yet the entire game revolves around her.

Pathetic.
May as well be 'The Legend of My Oneitis'.
 
@Fat Link thoughts?




over
 
Can’t see “save the princess” stories the same after being blackpilled
Yup, woman would rather be enslaved by a giant lizard than have be nice to the normie or incel that risked his life to save them lol. Its always extremely black pilling watching foids cringe at the save the girl scenario simply because the guy is ugly. The Hunchback of Notre-Dame is probably the only worthwhile disney movie as it can be enjoyed even more after the blackpill
 
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame is probably the only worthwhile disney movie as it can be enjoyed even more after the blackpill
They made a bluepilled sequel where he gets a gf :feelshaha:

The Hunchback book is even more blackpilled than the movie though
 
They made a bluepilled sequel where he gets a gf :feelshaha:

The Hunchback book is even more blackpilled than the movie though
He mogs me to another galaxy with his gigantic forearms and wrists and and blue eyes

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He mogs me to another galaxy with his gigantic forearms and wrists and and blue eyes

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Even subhumans are never FULL subhumans when shown on TV. They always have some Chad features to make people sympathize with them. I call it the Big Bang Theory effect, because the show did exactly the same and every single nerd was handsome and the Indian dude was literally a 0.001% ethnic.
 
They made a bluepilled sequel where he gets a gf :feelshaha:

The Hunchback book is even more blackpilled than the movie though
Yeah, the french may be cucked but they also have a lot of blackfilled literature I going to definitely read it
 
Yeah, the french may be cucked but they also have a lot of blackfilled literature I going to definitely read it
I think they’re gradually becoming less cucked with time. They almost elected a far right leader last year, seems like they’re starting to get fed up with their country drowning in infinity browns
 
Even subhumans are never FULL subhumans when shown on TV. They always have some Chad features to make people sympathize with them
They do this with animals too in animated movies. I’ve seen foids admit to lusting after Simba and the Beast
 
Did you get the new Zelda game OP? Came out today :feelshmm:
 
I think they’re gradually becoming less cucked with time. They almost elected a far right leader last year, seems like they’re starting to get fed up with their country drowning in infinity browns
That would be cool but at this point hasn't paris fallen into Neo Arabia
 

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