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Story LeFrenchCel and the BBC sacrifice

THE TRUE SIGMA

THE TRUE SIGMA

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@LeFrenchCel was enjoying watching his favorite cuck porn while eating frog legs and escargot after a tiring day protesting in the lgbt march through paris advocating for transgender rights.

It was at this peaceful protest (only 8 shops got looted and 6 deaths) LeFrenchCel bumped into @Fat Link.

Fat Link: Hello xister!, hello frenchcel!
French: stop groping my ass who the fuck are you
Fat Link: Oh! I am Fat Link, from incels.gov
French: you mean incels.is
Fat Link: oh yeah ha ha...
French: how the fuck did you recognize me
Fat Link: as an incels.is moderator I have access to every users webcam so I can edge to their faces, and I recognise you instantly!

LeFrenchCel couldn't help but notice the fat black man in a leather dog gimp suit on a lead sniffing his balls, which fat link was holding the lead.

French: get your fucking dog away from me
Fat Link: don't talk to @Master like that!, he is being trained to be a good boy in the hopes shoeonhead will notice him and adopt him
French: ...

After sneaking away from fat link and master, LeFrenchCel walks down a dark ally to avoid being seen by them, but as he walks down the ally, a bunch of BBC thugs jump out and attempt to rape him

LeFrenchCel cries out in terror: ''FAT LINK HELP ME BABY!''

Fat link gets on his mobility scooter and reaches break-neck speeds and saves LeFrenchCel from a bbc bashing

French: how can I repay you sir!?
Fat Link: firstly my pronouns are zir and secondly there is no need to repay me, however if you sell your soul to the bbc demons and become an incels.is moderator, you will be granted bbc perks to avoid such situations like this in the future
French: sorry zir, where can I sign up?
Fat Link: there is a bbc ritual tonight, you will pay with your foreskin to (((Master))), and you will be granted bbc powers

And that night LeFrenchCel sacrificed himself to the bbc overloads and was granted bbc omnipotence, so long as he performed his moderation duties
 
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As "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING," I can confirm this to be a factual statement.
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@Fat Link What were you doing in Paris zir? If you were in Europe, you should've swung by. With your supercharged mobility scouter the Netherlands shouldn't have been far.
 
absolute kino
 
True story buddy boyos (in game)
 
10/10 for creativity :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
@Fat Link What were you doing in Paris zir? If you were in Europe, you should've swung by. With your supercharged mobility scouter the Netherlands shouldn't have been far.
who was in Paris ?
 
10/10, keep writing these stories
 
Is or was that song a phenomenon or something? Never heard of it. Also I hate it. Sounds trash.
Yeah, its a popular song. It often associated with the "who was in Paris?" meme
 
Yeah, its a popular song. It often associated with the "who was in Paris?" meme
OK the more I know I guess. Thanks for taking the time to explain.
 
Nice content :hax:
Keep em cumming
 

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