THE TRUE SIGMA
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@LeFrenchCel was enjoying watching his favorite cuck porn while eating frog legs and escargot after a tiring day protesting in the lgbt march through paris advocating for transgender rights.
It was at this peaceful protest (only 8 shops got looted and 6 deaths) LeFrenchCel bumped into @Fat Link.
Fat Link: Hello xister!, hello frenchcel!
French: stop groping my ass who the fuck are you
Fat Link: Oh! I am Fat Link, from incels.gov
French: you mean incels.is
Fat Link: oh yeah ha ha...
French: how the fuck did you recognize me
Fat Link: as an incels.is moderator I have access to every users webcam so I can edge to their faces, and I recognise you instantly!
LeFrenchCel couldn't help but notice the fat black man in a leather dog gimp suit on a lead sniffing his balls, which fat link was holding the lead.
French: get your fucking dog away from me
Fat Link: don't talk to @Master like that!, he is being trained to be a good boy in the hopes shoeonhead will notice him and adopt him
French: ...
After sneaking away from fat link and master, LeFrenchCel walks down a dark ally to avoid being seen by them, but as he walks down the ally, a bunch of BBC thugs jump out and attempt to rape him
LeFrenchCel cries out in terror: ''FAT LINK HELP ME BABY!''
Fat link gets on his mobility scooter and reaches break-neck speeds and saves LeFrenchCel from a bbc bashing
French: how can I repay you sir!?
Fat Link: firstly my pronouns are zir and secondly there is no need to repay me, however if you sell your soul to the bbc demons and become an incels.is moderator, you will be granted bbc perks to avoid such situations like this in the future
French: sorry zir, where can I sign up?
Fat Link: there is a bbc ritual tonight, you will pay with your foreskin to (((Master))), and you will be granted bbc powers
And that night LeFrenchCel sacrificed himself to the bbc overloads and was granted bbc omnipotence, so long as he performed his moderation duties
It was at this peaceful protest (only 8 shops got looted and 6 deaths) LeFrenchCel bumped into @Fat Link.
Fat Link: Hello xister!, hello frenchcel!
French: stop groping my ass who the fuck are you
Fat Link: Oh! I am Fat Link, from incels.gov
French: you mean incels.is
Fat Link: oh yeah ha ha...
French: how the fuck did you recognize me
Fat Link: as an incels.is moderator I have access to every users webcam so I can edge to their faces, and I recognise you instantly!
LeFrenchCel couldn't help but notice the fat black man in a leather dog gimp suit on a lead sniffing his balls, which fat link was holding the lead.
French: get your fucking dog away from me
Fat Link: don't talk to @Master like that!, he is being trained to be a good boy in the hopes shoeonhead will notice him and adopt him
French: ...
After sneaking away from fat link and master, LeFrenchCel walks down a dark ally to avoid being seen by them, but as he walks down the ally, a bunch of BBC thugs jump out and attempt to rape him
LeFrenchCel cries out in terror: ''FAT LINK HELP ME BABY!''
Fat link gets on his mobility scooter and reaches break-neck speeds and saves LeFrenchCel from a bbc bashing
French: how can I repay you sir!?
Fat Link: firstly my pronouns are zir and secondly there is no need to repay me, however if you sell your soul to the bbc demons and become an incels.is moderator, you will be granted bbc perks to avoid such situations like this in the future
French: sorry zir, where can I sign up?
Fat Link: there is a bbc ritual tonight, you will pay with your foreskin to (((Master))), and you will be granted bbc powers
And that night LeFrenchCel sacrificed himself to the bbc overloads and was granted bbc omnipotence, so long as he performed his moderation duties