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Least painless way to kill myself?

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Carbon minoxide poisoning
 
Carbon minoxide poisoning
Thanks, I may kms soon :feelsUgh: I already have a rope in my room that I stole from the boys scouts (i used to be part of them) andI know hiw to make a noose
 
Shotgun to the side of the head. Any other method is cope.

If you want to kill yourself, don't end up like a foid who takes a bunch of sleeping pills or slits her wrist for attention. It literally isn't hard to "attempt to kill yourself" and end up as a reddit sob-story on one of their depression boards like " wahhhhh the rope snapped and I made it out alive guys" well yeah you probably didn't want to kill yourself or you're just young and unaccustomed with the idea of death if you are so thankful about that. Suicide is a yes or no, black and white, concrete & bifurcated subject and anything else is just neurotic attention-seeking. That being said, just make sure it's something you actually want to do and not some spur-of-the-moment thing where the problems you are facing won't exist a year from now. I fully support people who want to take their own lives and it should be more easily accessible.
 
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Getting drunk very hard and jumping off the building
 
Dive head first off a really high building. May take out a normie, :chad: in the process.
 
Idk, but don’t do it bro. You just joined this forum.
 
Gun. Anyone who owns a gun and has failed suicide whilst having owned it is not actually suicidal.
 
There are alot better forums to discuss this tbh
 
I have some methods from Sanctioned Suicide forums, but nowadays I prefer to cope instead of roping. Maybe when global recession starts, who knows.
 
Idk, but don’t do it bro. You just joined this forum.
Im 5'4 fat and ugly with small dick. Im getting more and more lonely each day and my mental illness is getting worse. Im failing school and have 0 friends. My father just beat me yesterday i cried in my sleep
 
Fentanyl overdose seems a good way to go, probably my method being as I don't have excess to guns in shithole UK.
 
Im 5'4 fat and ugly with small dick. Im getting more and more lonely each day and my mental illness is getting worse. Im failing school and have 0 friends. My father just beat me yesterday i cried in my sleep
Why’d your dad beat you?
 
Why’d your dad beat you?
I accidentally spilled water but didnt mop it up in time and he started beating me and tried to kick me out of the house. Ir an to my room to load my nerf gun with bullets and had a deathmatch with him I won despite him being 3 inches taller because hes an old man. Next day he cools down i think he has bipolar disorder hes usually nice but gets angry over smal thing
 
Im 5'4 fat and ugly with small dick. Im getting more and more lonely each day and my mental illness is getting worse. Im failing school and have 0 friends. My father just beat me yesterday i cried in my sleep

Killing yourself won't solve those issues, it will only end your life. Explain these things to a teacher, try to join a social club with toilets. Anything is better than eternal oblivion.
 
I accidentally spilled water but didnt mop it up in time and he started beating me and tried to kick me out of the house. Ir an to my room to load my nerf gun with bullets and had a deathmatch with him I won despite him being 3 inches taller because hes an old man. Next day he cools down i think he has bipolar disorder hes usually nice but gets angry over smal thing

Do you have any other family members where you can stay?
 
if want the

Least painless​

way then I heard boiling yourself alive is a pretty painful way to go.
 
you can’t find some copes to help you survive? Don’t get me wrong I’m not particularly fond of my life either but anytime I get close to suicide I remember that I’m going to die one day anyways most likely earlier than others since it’s proven forced loneliness lowers your life expectancy and just figure I’ll try and enjoy the little things in life I can still find a little happiness in and just wait for death.

Plus I’ve seen too many failed suicide attempts that resulted in excruciating permanent injuries to ever actually seriously attempt it it’s risky af
 
why do u want to rope brocel
 
I accidentally spilled water but didnt mop it up in time and he started beating me and tried to kick me out of the house. Ir an to my room to load my nerf gun with bullets and had a deathmatch with him I won despite him being 3 inches taller because hes an old man. Next day he cools down i think he has bipolar disorder hes usually nice but gets angry over smal thing
How old are you?
 
Get really drunk, then find the tallest building or bridge and fall down from there.
 
Dive head first off a really high building. May take out a normie, :chad: in the process.
Or you could impale yourself on a fence or some shit mid-fall
 
Double Barrel Shotgun
 
Don´t kill yourself. Feel free to send me a chat msg.
 

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