Title. I don’t have a gun.
why do you want to do it
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Sounds like someone has a fear of commitment!
give him some advice uncle emba
sleeping pills! give me all the sleeping pills! It's the only place where im with her 
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getting shot by the police
Ugly manlet and based off symptoms so far probably have ms or some other chronic condition
I’m white how would I do that
if you live in a country where you can get your hands on good copes maybe you should reconsider, for me i live in Egypt as a subhuman and after getting locked in a hospital I can't feel anything anymore basically a zombie walking around
Barbiturates
As long as you don't burn or pummel your organs to death the pain shouldn't be too much
However you can always get help, life doesn't have to end yet
As long as you don't burn or pummel your organs to death the pain shouldn't be too much
However you can always get help, life doesn't have to end yet
plane crash
Right cause getting shot doesn’t hurt at all
Nembutal
Jfl
Maybe he needs to be committed?
Ik you don’t have a gun, but a 12gauge slug to the roof of your mouth would be *chefs kiss*
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Uh, I read somewhere a shotgun to the head, but since you're too lazy to buy a cheap gun, go find an extremely high building to jump off and try to land head first I guess.
Do you think I’ll feel better if I buy some
maybe
If I got to choose I’d rather use This
You're welcome. Bro!
But don't forget you can make it yourself cheaper with packages, or a big container of hot coco!
I’ll try some tomorrow and see if it helps
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How painful do you think a shotgun or landing on your head from 1000ft is you mentally challenged ape? Also, way to stalk me damn.
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Overdose on drugs (fentanyl for example).
rope using a brick
en.uncyclopedia.co
Kill Yourself With A Brick
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Well, here's the thing jigaboo. 1, I'm not an aspie. Beyond that, let's look at other suicide methods. Pills, no. Cutting, no. Hanging, probably not. Burning, no. Drowning, no. Suicide bag, maybe but has a high failure rate and people report a lot of pain on failure. Euthanasia, again no guarantee of zero pain and few countries allow it. Drug OD, hell no. Now, let's look at falling from an extreme height since no guns. He feels fear, not pain, and regardless of how he lands if it's from a sufficient height, he'll have every bone and organ ruptured at the moment of impact, including his brain which would equal zero pain.
Carbon monoxide
explosion is painless too, not encouraging you but simply saying people who died in plane crash/car explosions (if they were in the blast) were virtually painless
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Well yes. No shit. If suicide was easy I wouldn't be here. I don't want to give advice, but I've wanted to die for more than a decade. Out of all of the ways I've researched, jumping is the best sans guns. We see posts like this a lot so I don't try to sugar coat it. Maybe you have a better way, but I was answering OP to the best of my extensive knowledge. No hard feelings.
Water. Otherwise it's just chocolate milk.
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Lmao. I'll look up yoo-hoo and try it. It's fine. I'm not retarded, but I am a twink so that bugged me some. I get a lot of crap. We're all misfits here.
That's highly unlikely given a high enough jump. It has a 95% to 98% fatality rate from 250ft. Clearly higher from a tall height. Here's a post that discusses it, although I haven't read the study
Jumping off a high building - Lost All Hope
Whilst jumping from height can be a very effective method of suicide (providing it is from sufficient height), it does not account for a particularly high percentage of suicides in either the US or the UK. Having said that, in Honk Kong it accounted for over half of all suicides in 20061, so...
lostallhope.com
You ain't gonna do shit so stfu,those who rope do it,they don't talk about it
Overdose on sleeping pills or drugs
When I was a young child, Mother used Hershey syrup to make it.
Now, I simply use honey and cocoa powder.
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go ER with a chainsaw
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Goddamnit man you get it. We will give OP advice whether it's drinking chocolate milk or otherwise. Seriously though, yoo-hoo is some good shit. Chocolate milk is ambrosia.
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