Very few landwhales I've come across are actually condemned to singlehood for their weight. Male landwhales are usually single with no dating experience. I typically assume obese girls and women have low self esteem and poor dating experience. But of course my lookist assumptions about women tend to be wrong. All women have value in the sexual market.
Just today, I encountered a huge, white landwhale with an ogre face. She's somewhat awkward. I first assumed she suffered a similar plight to us. She then spoke to her ugly petite friend
"It's hard to stay loyal in life. My boyfriend is out of the country but I'll hold on to him. There's so many guys out there."
That's when I lost it and began laughing. It reminded me of how truly fucking subhuman I am. I am lower than literal ogre creatures.
As per usual, IT'S OVER
Just today, I encountered a huge, white landwhale with an ogre face. She's somewhat awkward. I first assumed she suffered a similar plight to us. She then spoke to her ugly petite friend
"It's hard to stay loyal in life. My boyfriend is out of the country but I'll hold on to him. There's so many guys out there."
That's when I lost it and began laughing. It reminded me of how truly fucking subhuman I am. I am lower than literal ogre creatures.
As per usual, IT'S OVER
