From the typical pussy slaying, hymen destroyer surfer chad to:
The typical surfer instructor at your local beach.
BROOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
SuicideFuel Kelly slater went from the prototypical surfer chad to a LTN/borderline surfcel. The ONLY thing that changed was his hair, BTW.
From the typical pussy slaying, hymen destroyer surfer chad to:
The typical surfer instructor at your local beach.
BROOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
Hair is life
Hair is life
he can still balls deep creampie any noodlewhore or pajeeta
and possibly a Stacy with daddy issues
and possibly a Stacy with daddy issues
I don't know if I should say this is lifefuel or suifuel.
Because we see an athletic surfer chad become Ltn/sub5 and he can barely slay anymore.
Because we see an athletic surfer chad become Ltn/sub5 and he can barely slay anymore.
Def suifuel with a hint of lifefuel.
Holy shit, what no hair does to a motherfucker.
I still have all my hair and no signs whatsoever of loosing any.
I definetely feel blessed, ngl. Without my hair it would be even more than over for me because my skull shape is fucking weird.
It looks boxy, if you know what I mean.
It is not a nice, round shape, but like a box almost.
I've shaved my head once aand never did that again.
Fucking brutal.... .
I still have all my hair and no signs whatsoever of loosing any.
I definetely feel blessed, ngl. Without my hair it would be even more than over for me because my skull shape is fucking weird.
It looks boxy, if you know what I mean.
It is not a nice, round shape, but like a box almost.
I've shaved my head once aand never did that again.
Fucking brutal.... .
Kek, he should have hopped on fin/min before the Norwood reaper came to collect. Now it is too late for his bitchass.
jaw is law, hair is life
Dude was HIM (no homo), now...
Normies will say with a straight face "DUDE THAT IS KELLY SLATER BROO, HE CAN STILL BANG WHOEVER BROOOO".
Then as a normal non automaton human you would rebut "say it honestly, if you saw that dude on the street, and didnt know he was a famous surfer, you wouldnt think anything special of him, let alone think he's drowning in it"
Then they, as the lowlier being they are, would say "bUt hE iS kElly thOuGh" as the toaster lvl IQlets they are...
his hair (and a few decades 
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his hair (and a few decades
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Agepill destroyed him without fame he would have to escortmaxx or geomaxx for pussy
doesn’t matter
I had messy hair that looked similar to that and I still looked like shit
I had messy hair that looked similar to that and I still looked like shit
He also looks 10-15 years older.
He agemaxxed
I had great, thick hair all my life (still do) and I never even got a looks compliment from a female before (excluding my mom of course), much less anything else. I'm over 35 and KHHV+danceless+touchless.
More importantly, he’s older and less lean.
Agepill more than hairpill here
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