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Serious Just wear an eyepatch

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Copecell

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This guy would be an incel if it weren't for his eyepatch. Take it off and he'd be a 3/10 but with the eyepatch his whole appearance gets transformed. He'd look old, dry and boring without it. With it he looks like a complete badass.
The governor eye patch the walking dead 1

Just wear an eyepatch theory?
 
just be chad and wear eyepatch theory. he has a good enough lower third and midface. what are you going to wear a bandana over it too? lol
 
he is a 3 / 10 also with an eyepatch
 
Just TedBundycel, just sympathymaxx dude.
 
(add them too)
just wear scarf bro
just wear toupee bro
just wear hooded jacket bro
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just be cool bro
 
just be a pirate theory
 
he is a 3 / 10 also with an eyepatch
The eyepatch puts him at 6/10 atleast. Without it he's just a random old man.
just be chad and wear eyepatch theory. he has a good enough lower third and midface. what are you going to wear a bandana over it too? lol
He's not a chad. The eyepatch halos him. Remove it and you'd just say who is this old fuck? Now you call him chad solely due to the eyepatch. It's an eyepatch halo effect present.
just be a pirate theory
Pirates were slayers. Eyepatch is underrated. The fact that it's rare for people to wear it makes it even more special. I'd like to see someone test this theory. I bet you'd get more matches on tinder with an eyepatch as opposed to no eyepatch.
 
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3/10 without patch
5/10 with patch
 
I've thought about this on several occasions. You do take into consideration that it would be complete cringe when people, sooner or later, find out you don't legitimately need to wear it?
 
Wear two eyepatches and you'll be slaying.:feelzez:
 
Just get face tats and run the thug game.
 
Just LOL at you retarded fakecels, thinking this guy is a 3. Get the fuck out asap
 
His other eye is a hunter eye. Foids can tell if someone has chad genes.
 
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