When I went to the mall earlier I entered a contest to win a jetski. I wrote this down and left it on the table:
based af
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lol
Lmao id love to see the look on the face of whoevers gonna read that
Funny. Put Chang Long Wang or Tyrone Titandick next time
No one uses hotmail anymore
Imagine if that actually wins jfl
D
Bruh 
What if I hang up flyers around town with a picture of Giga Chad on it, and it says
"GIRLFRIEND WANTED!
Hello, I'm an aspiring male model who lives in the [my town] area. I need a new slut to add to my harem of women I've slept with. If you're good enough for me (unlikely), maybe I won't pump and dump you! Interested in a chance with me? Text me!
Name: Chad Thundercock
Number: [my number]"
"GIRLFRIEND WANTED!
Hello, I'm an aspiring male model who lives in the [my town] area. I need a new slut to add to my harem of women I've slept with. If you're good enough for me (unlikely), maybe I won't pump and dump you! Interested in a chance with me? Text me!
Name: Chad Thundercock
Number: [my number]"
You might win now.
"Hello, am i talking to mr. THUNDERCOCK?"
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