Cope just hang upside down and stretch your leg and spine ligaments bros

[Sheogorath]

Okay I'll play. I bought a $1000 Teeter inversion table to see if it could make me taller.

I paid a lot less for my teeter table, and even though it's doubtful there are any permanent benefits, I think that sucking the juice back into our spine discs is totally a thing, and it probably helps with posture shit like scoliosis or slouching by teaching you how being longest feels like.

I also wonder if maybe since foids might suffer back pain from bad habits like wearing heels or being obese that maybe I could offer them use of my table and then they will want to hug me before they leave to go fuck Chad with renewed energy and be so grateful that they will talk me up to their best landwhale.

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

I'd wanna fuck a girl on that

 

[ihaveno1]

I'd wanna fuck a girl on that

Damn a new postmaxxer is born? Almost 200 posts in 1 day im impressed

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

Damn a new postmaxxer is born? Almost 200 posts in 1 day im impressed

Yeah well it's postmaxx or play more minecraft and i just started a build that's gonna be hard to finish so i'm kind of procrastinating i guess lol

 

[Sheogorath]

I'd wanna fuck a girl on that

There's a 250lb weight limit on most models so unless you're a 150lb guy and the girl is 100lbs it's probably not safe. Hell it's not safe either way if you're not strapped in. One of you must be standing.

Were you thinking something like this except with her flipped 180 degrees?

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You can see since you lie back-to-table that you couldn't stand behind them you're need to stand in front.

The problem there, largely because of the feet being tethered, is you can't arch their pelvis toward you, meaning you dick would have to bend to point downward (180 degrees) which is pretty uncomfortable.

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

There's a 250lb weight limit on most models so unless you're a 150lb guy and the girl is 100lbs it's probably not safe. Hell it's not safe either way if you're not strapped in. One of you must be standing.

Were you thinking something like this except with her flipped 180 degrees?

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You can see since you lie back-to-table that you couldn't stand behind them you're need to stand in front.

The problem there, largely because of the feet being tethered, is you can't arch their pelvis toward you, meaning you dick would have to bend to point downward (180 degrees) which is pretty uncomfortable.

I dunno man, but I'd find a way, some position that would work. Seeing foids on those things just instantly made me wanna

 

[Sheogorath]

I dunno man, but I'd find a way, some position that would work. Seeing foids on those things just instantly made me wanna

Getting a blowjob while she was on that thing would probably be easier to set up.

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I guess if you lacked the core/arm strength to simply hold her like that. Definitely safer if the table is bearing her weight.

If you have shit legs/balance and are afraid of dropping her there would also be a sitting variation:

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[FukFeminism]

I'd wanna fuck a girl on that

Won’t ever happen

 

[Sparrow's Song]

If you're under 6' tall, it's better to hang right-side up.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

these used to be fun ngl

 

[Sheogorath]

these used to be fun ngl

I own gravity boots too like in American Gigolo but I haven't used them I'm scared bro

 

[jerrycan dan]

I'd wanna fuck a girl on that

positively based

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

I own gravity boots too like in American Gigolo but I haven't used them I'm scared bro

go ahead. you will never get down

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

If you're under 6' tall, it's better to hang right-side up.

y me

 

[Sheogorath]

you will never get down

I was thinking of looping a rope or belt over my pullup bar to grab if my abs are too weak to lift my hands up all the way

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

I was thinking of looping a rope or belt over my pullup bar to grab if my abs are too weak to lift my hands up all the way

its over for weakabs cels

 

[Sheogorath]

its over for weakabs cels

No matter how strong your abs, if you are doing enough inverted crunches to failure you could reach a point where you can't get up without rope.