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Cope Just got a haircut

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Went for something like Ivan the boneless.Sides shaved top is long and can put it in a bun.Recessedcels like me should consider this,since it simulates forward growth and makes your lack of jaw less obvious.
(not exactly his hairstyle,but its what inspired it)
 

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how is that gonna work when I am not 6'4 and I'm balding?
im also balding.It's not as obvious since your hair is tecnically pulled back and the temples are expected to be somewhat recessed.
 
no dick for ur hairline
 
I hate haircuts. I dont welcome any haircut pushers to my home.
 
Balding here too.
I can still hide it quite well though
 
sounds sexy man
 
I always feel suicidal for a few weeks after getting a haircut. As a severe skullcel I need to have a lot of hair everywhere to somewhat resemble a human being.
I always ask for just a little trim but barbers seem to want to do their own thing.
 
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I always feel suicidal for a few weeks after getting a haircut. As a severe skullcel I need to have a lot of hair everywhere to somewhat resemble a human being.
I always ask for just a little trim but barbers seem to want to do their own thing.
i fucking hate it when barbers do whatever they want.
I only go to ones that listen to me.
IM PAYING THEM WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING A FREEFORALL ON MY HEAD
 
i havent got a haircut in 2 years or so.Just lol if you arent longhairmaxxing
 
i havent got a haircut in 2 years or so.Just lol if you arent longhairmaxxing
I am.I just don't like having long sideburns
Also shaved sides looks sooner and I like that
 
Went for something like Ivan the boneless.Sides shaved top is long and can put it in a bun.Recessedcels like me should consider this,since it simulates forward growth and makes your lack of jaw less obvious.
(not exactly his hairstyle,but its what inspired it)
nice hairstyle for whitecels, asians should try a kim jong un type thing
 
nice hairstyle for whitecels, asians should try a kim jong un type thing
I think this works for Asians as well.
Makes your face less bloated and Asians have decent cheekbones.
 
Don't like that haircut tbh ( to be honest ) but whatever floats your boat i guess.
 
Long hair is such a good cope.
 
Sounds kinda gay, i'll cut it short in the dudes soon
 

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