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Well, I finally fucked an escort. I am officially an escortcel. This was me losing my virginity, for real, at age 38. To a glorified hooker.
Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 25 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).
I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.
She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.
I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.
Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.
So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty. Being wanted and desired is what matters. Even if an incel like me earns a high salary, he can’t buy love or happiness, because it turns out sex won’t replace love or happiness - not on its own. Absolutely nuclear jet black pill, darker than a moonless night in Transylvania. Of course, this also means that cucked normies who get monthly starfish sex from their fat roastie wives are barely a notch above incels, if at all. They are coping really fucking hard by marrying those used-up cunts - pretending to the world that they aren’t losers like us, thinking it makes them so much better and more successful. It’s such a charade, such a game. They know they’re basically incels, slaves to the matriarchy, they’ve simply given up any trace of dignity or self-respect in exchange for the pretence of normality and acceptance. If you’re a man and not chad, you’re a loser. Simple as that. It is over for Sub-8 males.
Wow... that was possibly the most disappointing experience of my life. Sex is pretty shitty, tbh. Maybe I’ve destroyed the nerves in my dick after 25 years of deathgrip masturbation, but I could hardly feel anything when I fucked her. I wore a condom, of course, and the only thing I can compare it to is maybe sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Could barely feel a thing, not kidding. I fucked her ass as well, and although it was a lot tighter, it was still pretty overrated and the smell really put me off (yeah, who’d have though asses smelled of shit).
I didn’t come. I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Also I had a lot of trouble getting it up at first - seriously took like an hour to get hard. Was so, so nervous. I was physically shaking.
She had quite big natural boobs, they were cool. I liked those. Sucking on them was fun.
I didn’t eat her out because, well, ew. Eat out a hooker? No way.
Blowjob was also very overrated. I got a condomless blowjob but it sort of hurt and wasn’t terribly pleasant. Wouldn’t recommend.
So yeah, this was the blackest pill I have ever taken. Sex is actually pretty boring and shitty. Being wanted and desired is what matters. Even if an incel like me earns a high salary, he can’t buy love or happiness, because it turns out sex won’t replace love or happiness - not on its own. Absolutely nuclear jet black pill, darker than a moonless night in Transylvania. Of course, this also means that cucked normies who get monthly starfish sex from their fat roastie wives are barely a notch above incels, if at all. They are coping really fucking hard by marrying those used-up cunts - pretending to the world that they aren’t losers like us, thinking it makes them so much better and more successful. It’s such a charade, such a game. They know they’re basically incels, slaves to the matriarchy, they’ve simply given up any trace of dignity or self-respect in exchange for the pretence of normality and acceptance. If you’re a man and not chad, you’re a loser. Simple as that. It is over for Sub-8 males.