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Serious Just found out my phone's front camera gives me major lens distortion

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So I got out my phone and was about to take selfies to post on r/incelselfies when I got the idea to compare how I looked in the mirror to how I looked in the smartphone.

Now, I won't say I'm not truecel even without lens distortion, because that's obviously not true, but it's pretty clear the lens distortion exacerbates flaws that I already have.

Also, I'm not posting any pics on r/incelselfies since just looking at selfies I take makes me want to rope ASAP.
 
What exactly is "lens distortion"? I hear PSLI autists talking about this all the time. I suppose I can make an educated guess, but it seems like PSLIers can make mountains outt of molehills, even in irony.
 
What exactly is "lens distortion"? I hear PSLI autists talking about this all the time. I suppose I can make an educated guess, but it seems like PSLIers can make mountains outt of molehills, even in irony.

Basically, camera lenses throw things out of proportion so they look different in a picture than they would in real life.

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Lens distortion can turn a normie into an incel.

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Basically, camera lenses throw things out of proportion so they look different in a picture than they would in real life.

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Lens distortion can turn a normie into an incel.

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So is a mirror a more accurate view then? How can we truly get a view of ourselves from a 3rd-person?
 
So is a mirror a more accurate view then? How can we truly get a view of ourselves from a 3rd-person?
Mirror is probably your best bet, though if you want to determine your looks level, you should look at the females who show interest in you. If there aren't any, you can assume you're sub-5. If they act disgusted by you, like you're a piece of roadkill getting shoved in their face, you're probably a 3/10 or less.
 
Mirror is probably your best bet, though if you want to determine your looks level, you should look at the females who show interest in you. If there aren't any, you can assume you're sub-5. If they act disgusted by you, like you're a piece of roadkill getting shoved in their face, you're probably a 3/10 or less.
Get a load of this guy, implying I've ever gotten genuine interest from a woman. :y'all: I definitely get no interest, but I get more apathy/avoidance then disgust. So I guess my self-rated 4/10 seems legit.

I wish there was a way to see me through others' eyes, so I could identify the problems more easily.
 
this is a very hardcore cope thread
 
This is true tbh. I find myself looking more symmetrical and 'fuller' with some distance while close up selfies produce a weird narrow face with weird proportions.
 
I don't believe you. How do I confirm your theory? Because my phones takes some NASTY ASS PICTURES when I'm close. I kind of accepted that's how I look like and now you give me hope. How dare you. Prove it to me now.
 
this is a very hardcore cope thread

I don't believe you. How do I confirm your theory? Because my phones takes some NASTY ASS PICTURES when I'm close. I kind of accepted that's how I look like and now you give me hope. How dare you. Prove it to me now.

Phones take about 2 points off your looks from the small lens and close distance.
 
Phones take about 2 points off your looks from the small lens and close distance.
Glad I'm not 1/10 then. Feels good to be a 3/10 alpha chad male bro.
 
take a video of yourself from a couple of feet away, this is how other people see you
 
Cope.
Just make a photo from a larger distance, you'll still look like shit.
Also why post it on plebbit instead of here.

Phones take about 2 points off your looks from the small lens and close distance.
Why do women look better in selfies than in real life? Why are Chads always Chads in photos?
 
I'm ugly in the mirror
I'm ugly there and here
I'm ugly in the pictures
There aren't any fixtures
 
Cope.
Just make a photo from a larger distance, you'll still look like shit.
Also why post it on plebbit instead of here.


Why do women look better in selfies than in real life? Why are Chads always Chads in photos?

They compared with gandy and he looked much worse on a selfie camera.
 
This is true tbh. I find myself looking more symmetrical and 'fuller' with some distance while close up selfies produce a weird narrow face with weird proportions.
That is exactly my experience.

Cope.
Just make a photo from a larger distance, you'll still look like shit.
Also why post it on plebbit instead of here.
I think you and @jerrycan dan missed the part where I said "I won't say I'm not truecel even without lens distortion, because that's obviously not true." All I said was the lens distortion makes some pretty noticeable changes.

And this forum has a rule against posting selfies. I wanted to post there for further affirmation that I am a truecel, but the mere act of taking the pictures was affirmation enough.
 

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