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It's Over Just Found out my Escortcel Friend is a Kissless Virgin

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So I spoke with my friend who frequently hires escorts (not the super rich friend who I mentioned before). Turns out he's never kissed any of them. How one argue it's the same thing as being with Chad when they won't even kiss you? Apparently most escorts won't kiss you and when you're with them you just go straight to sex.

That sounds like the lamest thing ever. While Chad gets to make out with girls his whole life and have sex after, escortcels never get to experience that fundamental aspect of it. I fully takeback calling escortcels fakecels, what they're getting isn't close to what Chad gets.
 
Well I don't think it's that obvious. I would assume they simulate what it's like to bring a girl home, making out for a good 5 or 10 minutes and then eventually leading to sex.
That’s literal Mongolid thinking but yeah some does that
 
So I spoke with my friend who frequently hires escorts (not the super rich friend who I mentioned before). Turns out he's never kissed any of them. How one argue it's the same thing as being with Chad when they won't even kiss you? Apparently most escorts won't kiss you and when you're with them you just go straight to sex.

That sounds like the lamest thing ever. While Chad gets to make out with girls his whole life and have sex after, escortcels never get to experience that fundamental aspect of it. I fully takeback calling escortcels fakecels, what they're getting isn't close to what Chad gets.
normies make out with dozens of girls too lol.
 
That’s literal Mongolid thinking but yeah some does that
How is that mongolid thinking? You're paying them to perform sexual services on you, why would it be standard for them not to be paid to perform sexual services (like kissing) on you.
 
How is that mongolid thinking? You're paying them to perform sexual services on you, why would it be standard for them not to be paid to perform sexual services (like kissing) on you.
It’sretarfed bro
 
Well I don't think it's that obvious. I would assume they simulate what it's like to bring a girl home, making out for a good 5 or 10 minutes and then eventually leading to sex.

That's the GFE, not the vanilla 20 minute fuck session. You can pay for it if you want
 
I made out with one escort but I didn't do it again because it's a bit gay if you think about it. There was a dick in her mouth probably a few minutes before meeting me.
 
Are you just going to repeat yourself like a downie or are you going to explain what was flawed with my reasoning?


Yeah im questioning if he's a fakecel or not.

Making out with a random girl is almost as hard as fucking her, if a girl makes out with you at a party, she's willing to sleep with you.
I'm not a fakecel. I was talking about normies aka not severely autistic subhumans like me.
 
I'm not a fakecel. I was talking about normies aka not severely autistic subhumans like me.
My apologies then.

But i still think you're wrong. Making out with a girl is not easy. I've tried to get girls at different social events, even for a make out session, it's never been easy. Even my normie friends had huge difficulty getting make outs.
 
My apologies then.

But i still think you're wrong. Making out with a girl is not easy. I've tried to get girls at different social events, even for a make out session, it's never been easy. Even my normie friends had huge difficulty getting make outs.
Nah bro, go to a nightclub. Everyone makes out with everyone there. I've seen legit more than a few currycels making out with foids taller than them. Just how it is. A kiss =/= guaranteed sex
 
Tbh.
Most guys who visit escorts are either incel or just unhappy with their fat pigwhore wifes

So wouldn't they want to kiss them? Not for the emotional aspect of course, but just for the attraction of it.
 
Nah bro, go to a nightclub. Everyone makes out with everyone there. I've seen legit more than a few currycels making out with foids taller than them. Just how it is. A kiss =/= guaranteed sex

I've been to so many nightclubs, I've never once made out with anyone. The only guys you see making out are the tall Chads cruising around. I've never even seen any of my better looking friends score a make out there.
 
I've been to so many nightclubs, I've never once made out with anyone. The only guys you see making out are the tall Chads cruising around. I've never even seen any of my better looking friends score a make out there.
what country do you live in?
I see the same thing pretty much everywhere.
 
The escort agency my friend showed me WAS Gfe

Which means he was cheated out of his money, because GFE is supposed to include kissing.

Escort agency? Is this Europe? Or Asia?
 
:feelskek: escortcels on suicide watch.
 
Tbh.
Most guys who visit escorts are either incel or just unhappy with their fat pigwhore wifes
Those idiots should have never married those filthy pigs
 
Are you just going to repeat yourself like a downie or are you going to explain what was flawed with my reasoning?
It’s deluding yourself in the worst way , they are exactly the same as autists who have pillow s as their gfs

Have a respect for yourself
 
"No kissing" is one of the most famous rules with prostitution, along with "you pay first".
 
well i'm in Europe. Maybe it's different here idk, doubt it though. are you friends autistic by any chance?

They're kind of weird.

I have one friend who'd I'd say is a high-tier normie tbh. He looks a lot like Joel Goodson from Risky Business.... I've seen him get rejected everytime he's tried to make out at a nightclub.
 
It’s deluding yourself in the worst way , they are exactly the same as autists who have pillow s as their gfs

Have a respect for yourself

Ok, so in that case wouldn't they still want to make out with a girl who they're paying to simulate a real girlfriend?

"No kissing" is one of the most famous rules with prostitution, along with "you pay first".
So what you're saying is, I have no chance of ever losing my kissless virginity?
 
Ok, so in that case wouldn't they still want to make out with a girl who they're paying to simulate a real girlfriend?
Real gf or even friend is a delusion , paying a girl for sex or making out is understandable but taking her out to dinner ? That is just pathetic childish and dumb
 
Apparently most escorts won't kiss you and when you're with them you just go straight to sex.
This isn't true in my experience.
If you want this you probably need to seek out escorts who offer GFE.
 
So what you're saying is, I have no chance of ever losing my kissless virginity?

If you really want to do it that bad, I'm sure you can find a whore who will do it but you will pay a lot more.
 
Kissing is overrated

I suspect it's the kind of stuff that only makes sense where feelings are involved, not just lust. Which is probably why whores usually refuse to do it. As I understand it anyway.
 
Real gf or even friend is a delusion , paying a girl for sex or making out is understandable but taking her out to dinner ? That is just pathetic childish and dumb

I meant in the sexual way. I meant you'd pay a girl to have sex with you like a normal couple would.
 
I suspect it's the kind of stuff that only makes sense where feelings are involved, not just lust. Which is probably why whores usually refuse to do it. As I understand it anyway.

I don't care about feelings, i really want to make out just for the physical aspect. The thought of putting your tongue in someones mouth just seems so incredibly hot to me.

And if it's about feelings? Why do people do it at concerts and stuff with random people?
 
Life as a sub-8 i guess


Making out is something i want to try even more than sex. It looks so incredibly hot. Sex i feel is not much different than jerking off.
Yeah I never did make out th ough and yeah it looks great

Sex looks good too

Kissing is Meh
 
I don't care about feelings, i really want to make out just for the physical aspect. The thought of putting your tongue in someones mouth just seems so incredibly hot to me.

I don't get that mindset, but to each his own I guess. I mean don't get me wrong I enjoyed using my mouth at times, especially when I started seeing whores, but I was content with kissing their necks, chests and stuff. But "putting my tongue in their mouths" sounds just too gross, especially since we're talking about whores who suck dicks for a living.

And if it's about feelings? Why do people do it at concerts and stuff with random people?

I don't know.
 
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I suspect it's the kind of stuff that only makes sense where feelings are involved, not just lust. Which is probably why whores usually refuse to do it. As I understand it anyway.
Yeah kinda when I got it was with feelings not lust
 
I don't get that mindset, but to each his own I guess. I mean don't get me wrong I enjoyed using my mouth at times, especially when I started seeing whores, but I was content with kissing their necks, chests and stuff. But "putting my tongue in their mouths" sounds just too gross, especially since we're talking about whores who suck dicks for a living.



I don't know.
Kissing neck and shit is degenerate disgusting and dumb
 

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