It's Over Just Found out my Escortcel Friend is a Kissless Virgin

[mentally lost cel 1]

All I know personally is pain.

Yeah me too

 

[shynesskills]

So I spoke with my friend who frequently hires escorts (not the super rich friend who I mentioned before). Turns out he's never kissed any of them. How one argue it's the same thing as being with Chad when they won't even kiss you? Apparently most escorts won't kiss you and when you're with them you just go straight to sex.

That sounds like the lamest thing ever. While Chad gets to make out with girls his whole life and have sex after, escortcels never get to experience that fundamental aspect of it. I fully takeback calling escortcels fakecels, what they're getting isn't close to what Chad gets.

It will never be close to true love, but if you find the right whore it might be a good yet expensive cope for once in a month. Still you gotta be really lucky to find one that does French Kiss you have to explicitly ask for it and refrain from them if they don’t do it. Sex without kissing might be a good altercation if you already have a loving s/o at home idk, but if you’re starved of tenderness, kissless Sex is a torture, like even the person you pay doesn’t want to be with you.

 

[Deleted member 43365]

Kissing is overrated normie shit anyway. I just want to get my dick wet.

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

Imagine kissing an escort when she probably has some cum in her mouth. just lol at escort kisser closed faggots

 

[1337hikki]

That would just make him kissless not kissless virgin. I always ask beforehand if they allow it

 

[pixy.DARKMEATURKEY]

why would you want to kiss a whore?

 

[persianoldcel]

So I spoke with my friend who frequently hires escorts (not the super rich friend who I mentioned before). Turns out he's never kissed any of them. How one argue it's the same thing as being with Chad when they won't even kiss you? Apparently most escorts won't kiss you and when you're with them you just go straight to sex.

That sounds like the lamest thing ever. While Chad gets to make out with girls his whole life and have sex after, escortcels never get to experience that fundamental aspect of it. I fully takeback calling escortcels fakecels, what they're getting isn't close to what Chad gets.

You're only allowed to touch below the neck. This rule.