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Just finished twilight princess as a smash player

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Multiple Zelda games spoiled ahead.

I grew up mostly sinking my time playing supercell mobile games and smash 4. I mained captain falcon, but played a ton of ganondorf. I had the 3rd most wins with him on for glory, and I liked link & zelda’s sweg in the game. So I was obsessed for months now with wanting to see his role in TP. As you all know, he really only shows up towards the very end, and is only mentioned more than halfway through the game. This sort of let me down because I expected it to be like wind waker or OOT ganon always showing up. However, I grew up playing phantom hourglass, and bellum was the same, so I should’ve known:feelsugh:. Zelda too was underwhelming in appearance.

I was expecting warlock punch, flame choke, and his up smash to be used, but no. Just sakurai creating moves out of thin air. Smh. And the dark beast ganon in ssb4 had red hair, and looked larger & beastlier if that makes sense.

When the “lord ganondorf” final battle music started, I instantly had flashbacks to ganon ssb4 montages of him doing crazy stuff, so I started laughing a little like a sperg.

I also expected the bridge of eldin to play a bigger role than just the place where Colin is saved & you pop that wheelie on epona, since it’s a stage in the wii u version. I remember a youtuber saying how ganon did something huge to the game’s plot on that bridge growing up.

I was spoiled on impa’s descendant being included, midna’s final form and the scene where zelda looks like she’s having an exorcism towards the end.

Good aesthetic, but zant sperging out way too much at the end, malo market, and something else I can’t remember at the moment didn’t seem to fit the game’s aesthetic. Nintendo can’t truly fully make a cigarette smoker badass gothic game to completely satisfy the dark aesthetic void I wanted to idolize. Idk why I expected them to. The story is based tho, because ganon seems more irrationally hate fueled than in the other games.

Idk why was Ilia set up to have a greater role than she actually did.

IMO, majoras mask was more cohesive with its aesthetic.
 
Supercell mobile games are both the goats and the worst of them all
 
Ganondorf peaked in OOT. I'll never forget thinking the game was over only for him to pop out of the rubble. One of the most iconic moments in gaming for me. I also thought him tricking link was extremely clever.

Twilight Princess ganondorf is underwhelming because the final boss is too easy and as you said he wasn't present in the story enough prior to the reveal.

I do love his death and how zant breaks his neck.
 
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Supercell mobile games are both the goats and the worst of them all
My brother now plays them, so many years later after trying to get him in early when he was younger
 
Ganondorf peaked in OOT. I'll never forget thinking the game was over only for him to pop out of the rubble. One of the most iconic moments in gaming for me.
That was spoiled for me in smash ultimate. Funny how people say the 3ds does oot justice when the n64 version was so much better with the last battle, 3ds soyified it.
I also thought him tricking link was extremely clever.
With the gate of time right? It never felt like he tricked them. Just followed him along towards the tail end of the spiritual gems collection arc.
Twilight Princess ganondorf is underwhelming because the final boss is too easy and as you said he wasn't present in the story enough prior to the reveal.
I believe they made tp easier because they said that oot and mm was well received, but most players didn’t complete it (or some). Zelda games aren’t even meant for the avg nongamer to complete tbh. Phantom hourglass took years for me to finish, and it wasn’t even my game. It was my sister’s, who gave it up barely 1 quarter of the way through.
I do love his death and how zant breaks his neck.
My fav part is when midna shows up to the mirror of twilight or whatever for the first time, smiling and looking so happy, staring at the mirror for a long 2-3 seconds before gasping distraughtly very loudly
 
Link player spotted Dnr
 

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