i used to love fapping at school and work. i'd take a 30min lunch then 30min fap then go back to work. always felt like my day went faster and at least i had one good thing to look forward to.
what i would do is put on my headphones while typing (everyone in the office listened to music) but instead of music it would be asmr type stuff. like girls breathing heavily or a JOI or LGs saying dirty words
. i'd get SUPER FUCKING ERECT then wait to see if anybody was looking. once the coast was clear i'd briskly walk to the toilet and look like i had to take a shit. then sneak into the private stall and go to town. one time a female saw me pacing to the toilet and she looked down and turned red. i knew she knew what i was about to do. it was so embarrassing. i was wearing fucking slacks and the hardest ive ever been. there was nowhere to hide that. i remember 20 minutes go by and i'm done. i go out of the toilet and she's fucking there waiting for the elevator. she slightly giggled as i passed by her to shamefully walk back to my desk.
another time...oh my god this was was eventful for me. i was super tired only had like 3 hours of sleep that night. i dont know why but i figured if i went for an afternoon fap that i would have more energy and wake up. so i sneak into the private stall and get undressed. i usually stand up and fap but today i was so tired i decided to sit and fap. so i sit and proceed to start fapping...and fapping....and fap....ing.....fap.....ing......z..zzz.z.zzzzzzzzz
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
"GET OUT OF THERE! I KNOW HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE!"
was my boss yelling (he was in charge but no actually my boss. my boss left the department so at the time there was 2 people in charge as they were looking for a replacement) at me through the door. apparently i fell asleep and was in the bathroom for 30 minutes. i was super awake now. he kept yelling at me and telling me he was going to write me up and this and that. i just stuck to my guns and said i was taking a big shit and was sick. he didn't believe it but my other boss (they were equals) believed me and I didn't get in trouble. she believed me because years prior she saw me sick and vomit at my desk and then run to the bathroom and vomit some more. i was vomitting so much blood was coming out. so she knew i get really sick sometimes and she observed how white and pale i was (which in reality i was super pale because i just fell asleep jacking off in the company stall and scared i was going to get fired because they caught me)
