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Curry

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Newcel reporting in. I'm too much of a pussy to shoot myself. Is there any painfree ways to end it? Quick and painless.
 
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Inhale a bunch of helium.
 
universallyabhorred

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Go ER you pussy.
 
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Curry said:
Neetcel. No money for guns or car.

Steal a car and ram some cunts hur hur/s
 
universallyabhorred

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Curry said:
Neetcel. No money for guns or car.
We need to start an incel fund, richcels should donate.
 
Minjaze

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I'm in the same boat, the only reason why I'm alive is because of fear.

I wish I could just press some kind of button that would kill me instantly.
 
nigger

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Curry said:
Neetcel. No money for guns or car.

?

You can rent a van for $20. Make sure you get one with a bullbar.
 
universallyabhorred

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nigger said:
?

You can rent a van for $20. Make sure you get one with a bullbar.

Or a truck. Even a large knife with fixed blade and knife guard or machete would not be a waste.
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks

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hahaha there is no escaping my friend. This is your reality from now on unless you escape by getting pussy.
Since you are a curryy like me, you will be here for a loooong looong time
 
nausea

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Minjaze said:
I wish I could just press some kind of button that would kill me instantly.

this

thinking about this everyday
 
Curry

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I wish it were easy....
 
universallyabhorred

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You could do carbon monoxide suicide though it might fuck up your brain, or you could hang yourself with your cellphone charger or some other wire, but I recommend becoming a hERo, we will worship you.
 
idkwattodowithlife

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Just play final fantasy and kingdom heats, let your mind wander off somewhere.
 
Red Shambhala

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These fuckers won't even let us have assisted suicide at the end of your lives. We're all being turned into livestock, and livestock is not supposed to commit suicide. The more we are the, the more disposable is the single individual.
 

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