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It's Over Just came back from an escort (30y/o KHHV)

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Going to a whore as a 30y/o KHHV can be nerve wrecking, but it takes balls to actually come through with it.

If you're 20+ y/o KHHV can you imagine getting a GF who already has experience and how it all would go down? She would be weirded out by your lack of knowledge on how to kiss and have sex at that age and dump you right away. If you're 20+ y/o KHHV the only option to gain experience is to visit escorts.

Anyway, back to my story, I booked an escort for 30 mins, she looked 7.5/10 in her pictures, and 6.5-7/10 in person, before coming to her I drank 150ml of hard liquor for courage, my heart was beating fast and I was extremely nervous to finally have this experience.

Once I was there she greeted me and after a quick shower I was ready for action, 1st mistake I made is telling her that she's a first "professional" I've ever visited, implying that I'm not a virgin but she's a first escort - she made an awkward laugh, it was very cringe. She but a condom on my limp dick and started sucking it, it wasn't going very well it took 10 mins for me to get semi hard, 2nd mistake she offered me to lay on my back but I refused (from experience fapping on your back doesn't feel as good, so I thought it would be the same) after another 5mins of sucking I got really hard and was ready to fuck her, as soon as she stopped sucking I attempted to insert my dick in her vagina, knowing that I have no experience and it was dark it was no easy task, I tried and my dick went from being hard to 30% limp making it impossible to insert it in her vagina (can't forget that my heart was beating very fast and I was nervous through all this) I told her to just keep sucking it, at that point she's been sucking my dick for like 15 mins, she glanced at the phone like 3 times to see how much more time is remaining through the rest of it...

At her 3rd glance at the phone she said 5 mins are remaining and she didn't seamed pleased with that, which killed the mood for me and my dick went semi limp. Finally time has ended, I told her I can extend for another 30 mins, but she said she'd rather not (tired from sucking dick for half an hour), JFL at that point I said ok, took a quick shower and left.

Overall, I was expecting that the blowjob will feel a lot better, even though she had a nice looking natural tits caressing them didn't feel as good as I was expecting, a piece of meat, looking at them in porn feels a lot better than actually looking at them in real life and touching them... As a first timer I thought I'll cum quickly, but I couldn't cum in 30mins JFL. If you're expecting a blowjob or sex to feel any better than fapping to porn then you'll be very disappointed.

Also I found out about myself that I prefer taller and thin/athletic women, she was decent looking 6.5-7/10 in the face, but was short 5'5-5'4, not chubby, but not athletic ether.

Porn is a completely different thing than experiencing it real, I'll have to quit watching porn and try going to an escort again sometime. All in all the whole thing didn't feel even one tenth of what I imagined fantasizing about it through the years. A fleshlight fells better than a blowjob with a condom.

There's zero mystery to the whole thing, I have no need for a GF, and experience with an escort was no better than fapping and worse than a fleshlight.

TIPS
If you finally decide to visit an escort as a KHHV - don't refuse to lay on your back and let the whore do all the work, don't tell her that you're a virgin or that it's your first time with an escort.
 
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idk why you'd make sweeping assumptions about sex and love after an escort visit
 
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idk why you'd make sweeping assumptions about sex and love after an escort visit
I never needed/wanted a GF/love, only sex, and it seems it doesn't feel better than a fleshligh, so there's that.
 
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Congratulations at making this whore assume that sucking dicks is a job.
 
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I wonder how much of this is you being 30. Younger guys I hear explode from contact like a land mine.
 
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You’re more high-inhib than I am. Im 26 and saw my first escort just a few months ago; I mentioned to her that it was my first time .She didn’t seem bothered by it, and was willing to guide me throughout the process. Unlike your escort, who wanted you to lay down, my escort decided to lay on her back and wanted me on top. The whole experience, even though cordial, wasn’t as enjoyable as I thought it would be. I booked her for an hour, but I too didn’t orgasm, just like you. In all honesty, it seemed like she was enjoying the sex more than I was. I found the experience to be disappointing. I saw another escort just a few weeks ago, and It turned out not much different from the first. I doubt that i’ll ever go back to seeing escorts.
 
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I wonder how much of this is you being 30. Younger guys I hear explode from contact like a land mine.
With porn I cum within 20-30mins, I was extremely tense and anxious that's probably the reason.
 
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And you didn't even cum...

She made you wear a condom for a blowjob too... guess you can't be too careful about these things.
 
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You’re more high-inhib than I am. Im 26 and saw my first escort just a few months ago; I mentioned to her that it was my first time .She didn’t seem bothered by it, and was willing to guide me throughout the process. Unlike your escort, who wanted you to lay down, my escort decided to lay on her back and wanted me on top. The whole experience, even though cordial, wasn’t as enjoyable as I thought it would be. I booked her for an hour, but I too didn’t orgasm, just like you. In all honesty, it seemed like she was enjoying the sex more than I was. I found the experience to be disappointing. I saw another escort just a few weeks ago, and It turned out not much different from the first. I doubt that i’ll ever go back to seeing escorts.
That sucks to hear man, I'll give it a few more times with different escorts to see if it improves.
 
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And you didn't even cum...

She made you wear a condom for a blowjob too... guess you can't be too careful about these things.
She offers a blowjob without a condom as an extra, but I don't want to catch an STD and only went there to see how it goes, not expecting any miracles.
 
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Do whores let you suck on their nipples?

Expectedly humiliating experience. If you're in late 20's or older your sex drive and hornyness is much lower than in your teens and early 20's. Add the fact that you're sleeping with a stranger on top of that and you're screwed. At least you didn't do that with a civilian woman.

How much time has passed since you jerked off before meeting her? Maybe if you stopped fapping for a week you could perform better
 
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what do you want?
I want to beat the shit out of a woman. Punch her in the face until hey eyes are black, lips are busted and her stupid whore smirk is turned into a look of pain and defeat
 
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Do whores let you suck on their nipples?

Expectedly humiliating experience. If you're in late 20's or older your sex drive and hornyness is much lower than in your teens and early 20's. Add the fact that you're sleeping with a stranger on top of that and you're screwed. At least you didn't do that with a civilian woman.

How much time has passed since you jerked off before meeting her? Maybe if you stopped fapping for a week you could perform better
I'm not sure, didn't ask, I was too high inhib through the whole experience to go for it, and touching her boobs didn't feel good so I didn't want to suck on them ether.

I fapped 2 days ago, there's no issue about my hornyness, the issue was anxiety.
 
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I want to beat the shit out of a woman. Punch her in the face until hey eyes are black, lips are busted and her stupid whore smirk is turned into a look of pain and defeat
Based.
 
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I want to beat the shit out of a woman. Punch her in the face until hey eyes are black, lips are busted and her stupid whore smirk is turned into a look of pain and defeat
ultra based :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
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I want to beat the shit out of a woman. Punch her in the face until hey eyes are black, lips are busted and her stupid whore smirk is turned into a look of pain and defeat
:yes::yes::yes:
 
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Do not fap for at least 3 days before seeing an escort, that is the rule
 
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Going to a whore as a 30y/o KHHV can be nerve wrecking, but it takes balls to actually come through with it.

If you're 20+ y/o KHHV can you imagine getting a GF who already has experience and how it all would go down? She would be weirded out by your lack of knowledge on how to kiss and have sex at that age and dump you right away. If you're 20+ y/o KHHV the only option to gain experience is to visit escorts.

Anyway, back to my story, I booked an escort for 30 mins, she looked 7.5/10 in her pictures, and 6.5-7/10 in person, before coming to her I drank 150ml of hard liquor for courage, my heart was beating fast and I was extremely nervous to finally have this experience.

Once I was there she greeted me and after a quick shower I was ready for action, 1st mistake I made is telling her that she's a first "professional" I've ever visited, implying that I'm not a virgin but she's a first escort - she made an awkward laugh, it was very cringe. She but a condom on my limp dick and started sucking it, it wasn't going very well it took 10 mins for me to get semi hard, 2nd mistake she offered me to lay on my back but I refused (from experience fapping on your back doesn't feel as good, so I thought it would be the same) after another 5mins of sucking I got really hard and was ready to fuck her, as soon as she stopped sucking I attempted to insert my dick in her vagina, knowing that I have no experience and it was dark it was no easy task, I tried and my dick went from being hard to 30% limp making it impossible to insert it in her vagina (can't forget that my heart was beating very fast and I was nervous through all this) I told her to just keep sucking it, at that point she's been sucking my dick for like 15 mins, she glanced at the phone like 3 times to see how much more time is remaining through the rest of it...

At her 3rd glance at the phone she said 5 mins are remaining and she didn't seamed pleased with that, which killed the mood for me and my dick went semi limp. Finally time has ended, I told her I can extend for another 30 mins, but she said she'd rather not (tired from sucking dick for half an hour), JFL at that point I said ok, took a quick shower and left.

Overall, I was expecting that the blowjob will feel a lot better, even though she had a nice looking natural tits caressing them didn't feel as good as I was expecting, a piece of meat, looking at them in porn feels a lot better than actually looking at them in real life and touching them... As a first timer I thought I'll cum quickly, but I couldn't cum in 30mins JFL. If you're expecting a blowjob or sex to feel any better than fapping to porn then you'll be very disappointed.

Also I found out about myself that I prefer taller and thin/athletic women, she was decent looking 6.5-7/10 in the face, but was short 5'5-5'4, not chubby, but not athletic ether.

Porn is a completely different thing than experiencing it real, I'll have to quit watching porn and try going to an escort again sometime. All in all the whole thing didn't feel even one tenth of what I imagined fantasizing about it through the years. A fleshlight fells better than a blowjob with a condom.

There's zero mystery to the whole thing, I have no need for a GF, and experience with an escort was no better than fapping and worse than a fleshlight.

TIPS
If you finally decide to visit an escort as a KHHV - don't refuse to lay on your back and let the whore do all the work, don't tell her that you're a virgin or that it's your first time with an escort.
I told mine I was a virgin, she said I did well. I found out about myself aswell, I don't like short girls. The one I saw was 4'11 and her body looked like a kids.
 
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Masturbation is better than sex in every way possible only retarded people will gonna say "COPE" majority of people are hypocrites just to boost their egos because "I fucked a woman I'm better than you" :feelstastyman:duhh

Jfl at escortsimping retards who pay for a piece of meat...is just friction and that's it. :feelsthink:
 
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Next time, if it's too dark again, use your smartphone torch for some light to help with P/V insertion.
 
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I told her I can extend for another 30 mins, but she said she'd rather not (tired from sucking dick for half an hour), JFL at that point I said ok, took a quick shower and left.
:feelshaha:
 

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