Story Just buy a bottle of water bro

[GhostedPhantom]

"How do I greet the cashier?"
"Shit, I didn't think about this - do I want a small water bottle or a big one?"
"What's the big one called? 1.5 litres or just 'big'?"
"Wait... is it 1.5 litres or 2? Fuck..."
"Oh, cold or warm? Cold, of course-... wait... their definition of 'cold' is actually freezing, right?"



And whenever I fuck up, I usually just give up and pretend I meant everything I said.

The only ones I mog at buying things are fictional characters.

View: https://youtu.be/f4srPBTz1XQ


View: https://youtu.be/DcQFBdLNvZU

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Self checkout is the way to go.

 

[proudweeb]

i just roll up like AYYO NIGGA GIMMA DA BIG ASS ONE

 

[Emba]

Imagine buying the most accessible and free thing on the planet. It literally falls out of the sky!

Granted clean water requires some effort, maybe energy if your in a hurry - as opposed to a ceramic gravity filter... And good containers are a bitch to make... It's hard to weave a bottles!

 

[GhostedPhantom]

i just roll up like AYYO NIGGA GIMMA DA BIG ASS ONE

Mogs me.

Imagine buying the most accessible and free thing on the planet. It literally falls out of the sky!

Granted clean water requires some effort, maybe energy if your in a hurry - as opposed to a ceramic gravity filter... And good containers are a bitch to make... It's hard to weave a bottles!

Yeah, I buy bottled water only when I'm in a hurry. At that moment I was severely dehydrated (and was about to dehydrate myself even more) and had forgotten to bring water. I mostly just drink tap water, which isn't free but is way cheaper and I don't even pay for it.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

"How do I greet the cashier?"
"Shit, I didn't think about this - do I want a small water bottle or a big one?"
"What's the big one called? 1.5 litres or just 'big'?"
"Wait... is it 1.5 litres or 2? Fuck..."
"Oh, cold or warm? Cold, of course-... wait... their definition of 'cold' is actually freezing, right?"



And whenever I fuck up, I usually just give up and pretend I meant everything I said.

The only ones I mog at buying things are fictional characters.

View: https://youtu.be/f4srPBTz1XQ


View: https://youtu.be/DcQFBdLNvZU

I don't watch animes with female protagonist

 

[GhostedPhantom]

I don't watch animes with female protagonist

I restrict myself only if there's an alternative. I have yet to see an anime with a male protagonist who struggles to buy things. Not that I've watched a lot of anime anyway; if you know one, let me know.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

I restrict myself only if there's an alternative. I have yet to see an anime with a male protagonist who struggles to buy things. Not that I've watched a lot of anime anyway; if you know one, let me know.

I hate w*men

 

[Caesercel]

"How do I greet the cashier?"

You don't

"Shit, I didn't think about this - do I want a small water bottle or a big one?"

Depends on your requirement. If its for home use you probably want the biggest one. If you're gonna carry then buy 1-1.5 l

"What's the big one called? 1.5 litres or just 'big'?"
"Wait... is it 1.5 litres or 2? Fuck..."

Just call it 1.5 l. Be specific that way. If you're confuses about which one to buy, ask him to show you the options.

"Oh, cold or warm? Cold, of course-... wait... their definition of 'cold' is actually freezing, right?"

Ask them to let you touch it

 

[Emba]

Mogs me.


Yeah, I buy bottled water only when I'm in a hurry. At that moment I was severely dehydrated (and was about to dehydrate myself even more) and had forgotten to bring water. I mostly just drink tap water, which isn't free but is way cheaper and I don't even pay for it.

The infrastructure to clean and deliver water is (usually) worth the cost.

However, most towns overcharge for it because they can.

Even so, lots of chemical stuff (estrogen piss from birth control pills) cannot be removed except with charcoal.

3 weeks without food
3 days without water
3 hours without shelter (depending)
3 minutes without air (varies)
3 seconds without security