Serious Just be Santa Claus theory?

[tehgymcel420]

Basically, while listening to Christmas music on the radio I've come to the conclusion that foids are attracted to Santa. "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" a song about a kid's mom who cheats on his dad with Santa. Also, I'm pretty sure I heard a foid singing about wanting to fuck Santa at one point. Could one ascend by dressing up as Santa for the holidays?

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Christmas songs in 10 years will feature lyrics explicitly describing hardcore sex with Santa

 

[Blackpillapologist]

Christmas songs in 10 years will feature lyrics explicitly describing hardcore sex with Santa

Noodlewhores bragging about how the Santa which gave them gift was 6ft white Chad

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Noodlewhores bragging about how the Santa which gave them gift was 6ft white Chad

Kek. Critics will praise them for rejecting toxic Asian masculinity

 

[tehgymcel420]

Christmas songs in 10 years will feature lyrics explicitly describing hardcore sex with Santa

This is where feminism is going.

 

[Sheogorath]

I've come to the conclusion that foids are attracted to Santa. "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" a song about a kid's mom who cheats on his dad with Santa.
Also, I'm pretty sure I heard a foid singing about wanting to fuck Santa at one point.
Could one ascend by dressing up as Santa for the holidays?

sorry OP but that's not enough
you need his build to ogremax as Santa
he mogs us to hell

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

chance for fatcels

 

[Sheogorath]

chance for fatcels