Blackpill Just be furry bro theory CONFIRMED

[thespanishcel]

You may not know this man. His alias is Evil Sibe/Sibe/e_sibe. If we look at him we can agree he's a subhuman like most of us here: Balding, fat round face, asymetrical eyes, crooked nose and he seems overweight.

But guess what? Nobody fucking cares. This man is one of the most important guys in the furry fandom (he's the mod of the degenerate r/yiff subreddit) so despite being a 3/10 he has fucked many femoids and other boys of course because he's bi. He even was arrested in 2014 because he had a date with a 15 YEAR OLD furry stacy and they smoked weed together and made out in his car, seriously what the fuck?! In fact the photo I posted is his mugshot. There are rumours that he's HIV positive and has passed AIDS to other furries but I don't know if it's true.

So you see, one incel said "just be furry bro" and we all laughed at him, but he was right. We should all just become degenerates with diaper fetish and sheit and fuck degenerate femoids that we would meet in furry conventions or subreddits. After reading e_sibe story I see that in the furry fandom it doesn't matter how you look as long as you're a degenerate perverted "human" being.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evil-sibe-e_sibe-ross-herbert-reddick-john-herbert-holmes.24349/

 

[acnescarcel]

just wear a mask bro

 

[Hoppipolla]

Also apparently women often end up changing their political views to align with those of their man to a significant degree, so you'd probably find they weren't degenerate for very long anyway.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

It's over for non-degenerate-furrycels

 

[Modus Coperandi]

When compared with the general population, homosexuality and bisexuality are over-represented in the furry fandom by about a factor of 10

@ wiki

 

[BlackPillUNC]

This dude wouldn't be ugly if he weren't fat I'm pretty sure. Probably looks better when he's not getting arrested too... either way mogs me.

 

[VirginWithStache]

Spanishcels = volcels.
Just go to Poland, faggot.

 

[thespanishcel]

Spanishcels = volcels.
Just go to Poland, faggot.

Fuck no, polish skinheads will mistake me with a muslim and will beat me up

 

[UndercovrNormie]

Furrymaxing is legit tbh, especially if you're gay/bi. Speaking from personaly experience, btw.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Furrymaxing is legit tbh, especially if you're gay/bi. Speaking from personaly experience, btw.

 

[UndercovrNormie]

Literally just a headband with ears on it to stand out in the YT crowd, I don't fuck people in a 3 grand suit or anything.

 

[UBERCEL]

This is what they mean by fashionmaxxing

 

[FortunateMilkman]

I could furry max. I already jack off to some of it and don't mind autistic/chubby/unkempt roastaries.