He sees an old mattress that’s free for the taking. He asks if he can have it and he says yes, it’s free, but gives him a fair warning that he has ejaculated on it. The other man, grossed out, passes.
He sees a nice looking couch and inquires about it. He says the couch is also green like everything else, but he ejaculated on the couch as well. The man passes again.
The man offers his old computer, but the other guy presumes he came on that at as well, which he confirms. As expected, he passes on it.
Finally, he offers his ex-girlfriend, which he said he ejaculated on time and time again. The man gladly accepts.
He sees a nice looking couch and inquires about it. He says the couch is also green like everything else, but he ejaculated on the couch as well. The man passes again.
The man offers his old computer, but the other guy presumes he came on that at as well, which he confirms. As expected, he passes on it.
Finally, he offers his ex-girlfriend, which he said he ejaculated on time and time again. The man gladly accepts.
