Jobs where you can Legit "sleep on the pot"

[Bedford Stye]

Security guard, go in there, set the alarm, and snore on the pot.

Janitor, has keys to faculty washroom, hang a "out of order" placard on door.

Pilot. Each pilot gets an hours nap, alternating. If both fall asleep, wake up just before crash.

Real estate agent. Open lockbox key, crash out in empty house.

Cop.

Motel maid.

Funeral embalmer. Sleep in casket.

 

[kaan]

truckers. some jobs they got two same as pilots

 

[buried_alive]

Any remote work. And remote jobs tend to be better than these.

 

[kaan]

Truckers have 70 hour workweeks. And pilots cant just sleep all the time dumbass. They have to be alert for their shifts.

they take turns sleeping, retard.

 

[kaan]

after working 8-10 hours. They cant sleep while flying the plane.

how the fuck did i get involved in this? my fault for engaging a mental "cel"

 

[Serpents reign]

Security guard, go in there, set the alarm, and snore on the pot.

Janitor, has keys to faculty washroom, hang a "out of order" placard on door.

Pilot. Each pilot gets an hours nap, alternating. If both fall asleep, wake up just before crash.

Real estate agent. Open lockbox key, crash out in empty house.

Cop.

Motel maid.

Funeral embalmer. Sleep in casket.

You've been watching too many cartoons kid in real life. They don't pay you to sleep unless you can do sleep studies but that's not a job

 

[Serpents reign]

You've been watching too many cartoons kid in real life. They don't pay you to sleep unless you can do sleep studies but that's not a job

I Have insomnia anyway I prefer to do something with my time Honestly I need to step up A lot And finally get a better paying job and maybe even a career. But that is besides the point when I bash myself for not working enough. I pause and tell myself I might as well be dead and I would be working still less

 

[Izayacel]

You've been watching too many cartoons kid in real life. They don't pay you to sleep unless you can do sleep studies but that's not a job

tbh

 

[uglysubhuman]

Night shift guard job would probably be easiest