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Jobs where you can Legit "sleep on the pot"

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Bedford Stye

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Security guard, go in there, set the alarm, and snore on the pot.

Janitor, has keys to faculty washroom, hang a "out of order" placard on door.

Pilot. Each pilot gets an hours nap, alternating. If both fall asleep, wake up just before crash.

Real estate agent. Open lockbox key, crash out in empty house.

Cop.

Motel maid.

Funeral embalmer. Sleep in casket.
 
Security guard, go in there, set the alarm, and snore on the pot.

Janitor, has keys to faculty washroom, hang a "out of order" placard on door.

Pilot. Each pilot gets an hours nap, alternating. If both fall asleep, wake up just before crash.

Real estate agent. Open lockbox key, crash out in empty house.

Cop.

Motel maid.

Funeral embalmer. Sleep in casket.
im gonna be the indian janitor.
 
Dream jobs

But what if you are a security guard and the thieves come while you sleep?
 
wake up just before crash.
Great idea for the potential ERs in our forum, just great. Hopefully, the plane isn't full of SEAmaxxers making a trip to Thailand.
 
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it’s over
 
Lol.

Yeah, that was a movie starring Ed Sheeran and Emma Watson.
 
Great idea for the potential ERs in our forum, just great. Hopefully, the plane isn't full of SEAmaxxers making a trip to Thailand.
True story.

Chuck Yeager, who broke the speed barrier, talks in his biography about falling asleep on x country military trips.

He admitted one time they woke up with like 15 min of fuel remaining.
 

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