Jfl, I still have expired condoms in my desk from 9th grade

[Clavicus Vile]

I told my stubborn parents I was never going to need those, they were so worried about me having sex unprotected JFL. Those damn things haven’t been so much as touched since I got them.

 

[Arkansasmentalcel]

if I ever got condoms I would use them to jerk off

 

[Squidward1]

I have an expired slice of pizza in my pocket of one of my hoodies. that has been their for months

 

[PersonaPimp]

Never touched a condom in my life before.

 

[lowz1r]

i didnt even know condoms could expire. ive never seen one before

 

[Lonelyus]

I told my stubborn parents I was never going to need those, they were so worried about me having sex unprotected JFL. Those damn things haven’t been so much as touched since I got them.

Next time send them a video by obese looser or rehabroom to explain your inceldom LMAO

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

i didnt even know condoms could expire. ive never seen one before

When I was in highschool used condoms were in the bathrooms, on the pavement, and in the gym locker rooms.

 

[glutty]

Never touched a condom in my life before.

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

Never touched a condom in my life before.

 

[Corvus]

if I ever got condoms I would use them to jerk off

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

if I ever got condoms I would use them to jerk off

 

[lowz1r]

When I was in highschool used condoms were in the bathrooms, on the pavement, and in the gym locker rooms.

what the fuck? who the fuck has sex at school?

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

what the fuck? who the fuck has sex at school?

not us

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

Never touched a condom in my life before.

 

[Thugs-5-Less]

When I was in highschool used condoms were in the bathrooms, on the pavement, and in the gym locker rooms.

I swear, sexhavers leave used condoms and condom wrappers on the most obvious spots on purpose so everyone knows they had sex.

 

[Choler]

who the fuck has sex at school?

99% of foids and the top 20% men

 

[PolskiKartofel]

Once I stole from my father (sic!) and they expired in November 2022 and bought once in self cash desk and they will expire in one year (bought 2 years ago)

Classical fate of inkells

 

[cripplecel]

Did you used it

 

[BlackPilledNormi]

I got a condom from my teacher in 9th or 8th grade, Im not sure if he was mockin me, by knowing I would never need them, or if he was a affraid I could accidently spread my sub5 genes

 

[glutty]

I got a condom from my teacher in 9th or 8th grade, Im not sure if he was mockin me, by knowing I would never need them, or if he was a affraid I could accidently spread my sub5 genes

brootal