Serious JFL at thinking that plastic surgery doesn't solve everything

[Deleted member 677]

If money is tight, loans or a finance are options. If you can take a student loan you can take a surgery loan; we all know which is more important. Here's the solution to every problem:

• Teeth: Braces, Invisalign, or back teeth braces
• Acne: Drugs
• Body: The gym
• Nose: Rhinoplasty
• Jaw: Mandible implants and liposuction
• Chin: Sliding genioplasty
• Cheeks: Buccal fat removal
• Ears: Otoplasty
• Eyes: Canthoplasty
• Hairline: Implants
• Midface: It's complicated. The doctor can do some tweaks to make it look more normal. See here.
• Penis: Enlargement (Yes that actually exists)
• Autism: My drug is Ritalin and it works well. There are also more.
• Wealth: Means jackshit. Unless you're President Trump
• Ethnicity: Dating sites? Visiting or moving to your country of ethnic origin?
• Hairstyle: A good barber

There you have it. If I missed anything, feel free to point it out. If you don't look into all that, you're a volcel. Not to say there's anything wrong with that.

 

[whatnowlol]

Even if you looksmax and become goodlooking you will forever be mentally retarded from the way you were treated when you were still an incel.

 

[Pasteleiro]

Race: bleaching. JFL if you aren't bleachmaxing.

 

[Its_OVER]

Height: you're fucked boyo

 

[hehe xd]

Height: you're fucked boyo

 

[TheVman]

For me i need at least a million dollars worth of surgeries. I think 5'7 will make it harder but its fine. i think 5'6 is death territory.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Height: you're fucked boyo

Limb lengthening, shoelifts.

 

[blackletcel]

Limb lengthening, shoelifts.

you can get exposed for lifts, tbh im 5'2 so until theres a pill that makes me grow an entire foot its over

 

[Deleted member 677]

you can get exposed for lifts, tbh im 5'2 so until theres a pill that makes me grow an entire foot its over

Then go for Melissa Rauch. According to @Grotesque, you just need to be taller than the female.

 

[blackletcel]

Then go for Melissa Rauch.

>rich
>white
>doesnt look like a dog
> still wants 6'2 chad
kekekekekekekekekekekekekek

yea like a foot taller

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

you can get exposed for lifts, tbh im 5'2 so until theres a pill that makes me grow an entire foot its over

Then just wear Nike Airmaxes, they have a 1 inch sole. And who cares if you get exposed for lifts? Femoids wear make-up, they're frauding hard. Ever seen a make-upmaxxed femoid and then without her make-up? It's hilarious to see the difference. You should get Airmaxes and shoelifts. Don't get limb lengthening surgery though, for 2 inches in growth it's really unnecessary and achievable with the two options I gave you, combining them gives you the best results.

 

[Enigmatic]

It can if everthing goes right and the surgeons think that you're a good candidate.

If surgeons you're a bad candidate refusing to perform or the surgery ends up being botched, you're fucked.

 

[blackletcel]

Then just wear Nike Airmaxes, they have a 1 inch sole. And who cares if you get exposed for lifts? Femoids wear make-up, they're frauding hard. Ever seen a make-upmaxxed femoid and then without her make-up? It's hilarious to see the difference. You should get Airmaxes and shoelifts. Don't get limb lengthening surgery though, for 2 inches in growth it's really unnecessary and achievable with the two options I gave you, combining them gives you the best results.

im a ugly male vs female

lol

id get ripped to shreds, for females they'll get whiteknighted, 0 chance

 

[BlackpilledTruecel]

Completely agree. Surgery fixes everything. I just got prk so I no longer need glasses and I will get surgery to fix my loose skin in the summer if I am able to get a loan as I'm poorcel. Rich guys are volcel

 

[VincentVanCope]

It'll help, but you will never be GANDY.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

im a ugly male vs female

lol

id get ripped to shreds, for females they'll get whiteknighted, 0 chance

Let's be realistic, most femoids aren't even good looking. They are either slightly below, average, or slightly above average. Stacies are just as rare as Chads, but even then, a Chad is even more special, so a Stacy will chase a Chad instead of the other way around, because Stacies achieve their good looks with make-up, whereas a Chad is 100% natural.

 

[blackletcel]

yea, it is very rare i see a legit even 8/10 female, i always see more attractive guys than girls, this is why i always see the male being points higher than the girls in the relationship, i think chads are more special because they're all different, every bitch looks the same with makeup on wearing tights and shit

 

[itsOVER]

Shit eye area and you're pretty much fucked tbh. There's minor surgeries but it's like polishing a turd.

Lower third can be made Chad tier with enough cash.

 

[Its_OVER]

Limb lengthening, shoelifts.

Lifts might work sure but limb lengthening negatively impacts your quality of life.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Lifts might work sure but limb lengthening negatively impacts your quality of life.

I am not advocating for limb lengthening, just stating there was a possible to fix height surgically.

 

[z2020]

Lol what.

Let's start with acne scars, at best you can reduce their visibility but you can never get smooth skin again.

 

[jackbud]

Plastic surgery can't help you if you're past a certain point of ugliness imo