SuicideFuel JFL at parents asking us why we use so many tissues

[Pitar62]

Like what the fuck are they thinking? What could we be using tissues for? I'm not the only guy on the forum who got asked this.
I don't understand how parents are functioning in their head.

 

[blond_elf_bard]

I do not use tissues.

 

[Pitar62]

I do not use tissues.

what do you use

 

[Jungle]

what do you use

just cooms inside his boxers and lets it marinate

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

what do you use

water+soap

 

[Deleted member 26242]

just cooms inside his boxers and lets it marinate

JFL

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

just cooms inside his boxers and lets it marinate

i just soak my pillow pretending it is a real woman ngl.

 

[Deleted member 29115]

Foids so cold, you get sick

 

[l33tbl0k3]

I once had a year old cum sock, dad saw me toss it in the trash and didn't say anything. I've used it over 80 times never washed it either (exaggeration, more like 15-20 times)*

 

[Deleted member 23813]

just cooms inside his boxers and lets it marinate

Un-ironically the funniest reply of the day. My sides hurt from how much I've laughed at this

 

[Ika-Sama]

My mom knows I'm a sexual degenerate, she knows I coom to porn.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

I use a rag

 

[blond_elf_bard]

just cooms inside his boxers and lets it marinate

I do not masturbate.

 

[Deleted member 23813]

I do not masturbate.

 

[your personality]

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Seconded.

 

[Deleted member 23634]

just cooms inside his boxers and lets it marinate

 

[Deleted member 5712]

had my dad ask that question a few years ago. was funny AF looking back on it
my dad walks into my room and sees 3 boxes of tissues on my desk near my bed. he says, "damn son you got enough for your whole office or something?"
my mom overheard what he asked and was all like, "HE HAS ALLERGIES!"
i didn't say anything i just smirked and they left my room but it was still a bit funny afterwards.

i mean....he knows ive never even had a girl show interest in me and he should obviously know ive never been on a date. plus he's a guy. cant fathom why he would think im using them for anything else than wallowing my good years away because all women are bitches

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Foids so cold, you get sick

damn thats deep

 

[BigMorons]

My parent say i'm a tissue slayer. JFL