JFL Jewish blessing machine

[TheNEET]

it's called brakhomat (brakha = blessing; brakhomat = bless-o-matic)
it's old news but I just learned about it
I can't find any English articles but Google Translate does a good job
you write your name, what kind of blessing you request, you pay and the machine promises the rabbi will bless you (paid, will bless later )
you'd expect this kind of shit from modern post-modernist reformed branches of the religion but it was placed in a Kharedi (Ultra-Orthodox) neighborhood
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=https://news.walla.co.il/item/2928428

 

[Animecel2D]

shekels for blessing

 

[Deleted member 22999]

what a funny stupid machine haha

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Can't make this shit up.

 

[TheNEET]

shekels for blessing

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[Animecel2D]

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J F L

that sounds about right

 

[Deleted member 26032]

Can't make this shit up.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

High IQ way to make money tbh ngl

 

[RandomGuy]

subscribe to my OnlyFans to get a personalized blessing, goy akhi (my brother)

Haredi Juden

From the earliest times, Hereti came under the rule of the Caucasian Albania (Arran). With the decline of Caucasian Albania, the area was gradually incorporated into the Hebrew kingdom. According to traditional accounts, the name of the province originated from the legendary patriarch "Heros", the son of Thargamos.

 

[nystagmuscel]

Can't make this shit up.

 

[!romen]

the masturbation machine?!?

 

[Idotms]

Very cool.

 

[Todd’s Pay Pig]

View: https://youtu.be/g6FYLZouuMY

 

[Uglyme]

I don't read Hebrew

 

[TheNEET]

View: https://youtu.be/g6FYLZouuMY

dare I say… based
too bad modern Christians don't act like this

 

[Unhappy-Man]

View: https://youtu.be/g6FYLZouuMY

Muh shekels