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Venting Jesus himself was an incel!

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Yes! You read that right. Jesus Christ himself was an incel. He was:

A virgin
He never had a girlfriend
He never even kissed a girl
He never held a girls hand

Jesus lived a sexless life. And his mother Mary was a virgin too. She was no cheap whore that spread her legs wide open for horny Chads. Jesus would never let her do that in the first place.

We are of his ilk. We are just like Jesus Christ! Doesn't that feel empowering? We incels and probably the most famous historical person that ever existed are the same!

Damn! Let me tell you my incel brothers, Jesus despised cheap whores that had multiple sex partners and flaunted their goods in public. Jesus abolished perverts who enjoyed anal sex and threesomes.

We ARE the modern Jesus my brothers! And we are legion for we are many!

And like Jesus Christ we damn those that take pleasure in hedonistic lifestyles where they experience mind blowing orgasms with endless streams of sexual partners.

We have the high ground! We are the modern incarnation of Jesus himself!
 
he was also a deathnic shitskin jew
 
Jesus was a jew
 
i am his reincarnation and i must crucify myself since nobody else is doing it
 
he was also a deathnic shitskin jew
Many historians say that he was Anglo saxian though. The jew part is actually a jewish invention to position themself on the high horse.

Jews are very deceitful and could have manipulated history in their favor... like they always do.
 
Jesus was volcel, but for the right reasons.
Him dying on the cross for my sins, our sins, it saved us from eternal Hell.
 
Jesus was volcel, but for the right reasons.
Him dying on the cross for my sins, our sins, it saved us from eternal Hell.
That is were Jesus are sending these anal sex freaks today. Straight to hell.
 
I thought some research found that he had descendency
 
jews invented religion. Now there are wars and you loose your land.
Jews did not invent religion. Humans have been religious and believed in God's and higher powers for hundreds of thousands of years. Long before these jews even existed. Jews have been manipulating religion though. Like claiming Jesus for a jew when he was Anglo saxon.
 
Jesus was a man of dignity. A proud Anglo saxon born from a beautiful virgin. A white female called Mary.
 
Over for jesuscels
 
I have researched this some. I was actually surprised to see it myself.
I heard some say he was greek which is part of why jews of how own day hate him
 
The ultimate cope
 
He was volcel, not incel
 
The ultimate cope
But it worked for 2 millennia. ( well almost )

The Moloch worshipers
( modern day pharisees ) couldn´t have thaT going for much longer.

Those kikes hate us, with every fiber of our Being. ( and i mean righteousness )
~Same as women, who followed the Devil. ( Eve, Lilith )
 
Keyword : involuntary
 
All his disciples were men. Of course he was incel. It’s the equivalent of a gymcel who only gets compliments from men.
 
Yes! You read that right. Jesus Christ himself was an incel. He was:

A virgin
He never had a girlfriend
He never even kissed a girl
He never held a girls hand

Jesus lived a sexless life. And his mother Mary was a virgin too. She was no cheap whore that spread her legs wide open for horny Chads. Jesus would never let her do that in the first place.

We are of his ilk. We are just like Jesus Christ! Doesn't that feel empowering? We incels and probably the most famous historical person that ever existed are the same!

Damn! Let me tell you my incel brothers, Jesus despised cheap whores that had multiple sex partners and flaunted their goods in public. Jesus abolished perverts who enjoyed anal sex and threesomes.

We ARE the modern Jesus my brothers! And we are legion for we are many!

And like Jesus Christ we damn those that take pleasure in hedonistic lifestyles where they experience mind blowing orgasms with endless streams of sexual partners.

We have the high ground! We are the modern incarnation of Jesus himself!
They say Satan was a beautiful beast in the Bible therefore Satan must be Chad, also he manipulated Eve to take a bite of the apple of knowledge. Chad traits frfr
 
Jesus was a white man they weren't exactly shit skin Arabs in that region either
Let's just be honest here, nobody really knows what the bastard looks like. He could look like a fucking pinecone on a tree for all we know and we would still jump to conclusions
 
They say Satan was a beautiful beast in the Bible therefore Satan must be Chad, also he manipulated Eve to take a bite of the apple of knowledge. Chad traits frfr
Interesting interpretation Bro. High iq:bigbrain:
 
If of an incel is a life of a martyr and pilgrim
 
Jesus was and is the salvation of mankind ,the only salvation!
 

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