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Ive made a (paid) cuddling appointment for Valentine's day

JovanD said:
I can literally fuck a femoid in her or mine place for same price and even cheaper. What the fuck dude?

Are you a US-cel?
 
truecel23 said:
Are you a US-cel?

Nope.

Also i could cuddle with mom for free any time, i really don't see why OP is paying so much.
 
Akarin said:
Leave him alone faggots. Women who do it are saints. You have no idea how many lives can be saved by a simple cuddling session.
Exactly. I need the oxytocin release. 

I need to feel as if im human.
 
Saddest thing I've ever read.

And I regularly read the obituaries.
 
BlackpilledAF said:
Cuddling per se is great, but you can't buy affection boyo. It has to be genuine. 

I think it will be awkward af for both the paying user and the girl, but I hope it goes well for him.

This site is full of professional cuddlers so I'm hoping that she'll be able to fake warmth.

Yep that is how Incel I am.
 
JovanD said:
Nope.

Also i could cuddle with mom for free any time, i really don't see why OP is paying so much.

True.
 
mental_out said:
You won't experience affection though, you'll just experience someone emotionlessly putting arms around you.

Honestly the way these women exploit desperate men is gross.

Bro i have a hook nose a a mildy cleft lip. In addition to two missing bottom teeth. Im the last guy on earth that'll ever receive affection.
 
that's way too much to pay, get a dog, the dog will genuinely love you
 
I hope you feel some love, affection or intimacy. Probably those make life worth living. I dont know. Good luck.
 
you really are pathetic.
 
60-80 bucks an hour? Holy shit, an incel has to bay that much JUST for a cuddling session? (Something absolutely EVERYONE has experienced already) It's over.

Just the fact that such a site exists in the first place says a lot, it's sad to see how many incel men there are.
 

Hahaha you just know this is true.
 
Try and get kisses and dick action also OP

if she likes you she might let you
 
Lol you better get some pussy for that fucking price, if i had a gun id end it, living as a subhuman male isnt worth it at all.
 
I teared up while reading this. What an unfair and horrible world we live in when women will heartlessly charge men exorbitant sums of money just for basic physical contact.

I hope you enjoy it, OP, but at the same time I'm worried imbibing this ambrosia will leave you craving more and will ultimately result in you being even sadder than you are now.
 
anincelforlifelol said:
This is really depressing honestly, yet all roasties do is laugh at us. If a woman posted this it'd be on the front page, a million upvotes, gifts, and a shit ton of betas pming her
 
i mean tbh, sometimes it is nice to just be next to someone
 

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