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Ive made a (paid) cuddling appointment for Valentine's day

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SubhumanTrash

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Found a site called cuddlecomort.com that allows you to cuddle with a girl for 65-80$ an hour.

So I went ahead and set up an appointment for the 14th in an effort to ease my loneliness.

I'll report back on how the session goes.
 
Cuck, tbh, but I also don't blame you.
 
major cuck.

Report back tho
 
I paid for cuddling once. It cost me 5 euro for an 6 hour cuddle session. It's called the MDMAPill. It's second only to the BlackPill.
 
It is a cuck move. But i am very igly to women so the only way i can experience affection, however contrived is to pay for it. Im such a fucking loser.
 
Damn, they make good money. Being female means you can make money easily.
 
I can literally fuck a femoid in her or mine place for same price and even cheaper. What the fuck dude?
 
Vallentine's day is one of those tings that I stopped caring about with time. I don't really resonate with the concept of relationships and "love" as Normies would call it. I have lost that with time. I hate women so much that the only thing I want is to beat them up and tear their pussies apart with my dick.
 
JovanD said:
I can literally fuck a femoid in her or mine place for same price and even cheaper. What the fuck dude?

I want affection more than sex
 
You can get a hooker for that much lol.
 
Just...WHAT THE FUCK...that's omega.
 
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Even the guy in the front page is 9-10/10. Imagine if an incel tier signed up and how many girls would be down to cuddle.
You CAN NOT escape Chad
 

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That makes me sick op

Can you give me the money instead so I can spend it on something useful?
 
Damn, fuckin hard kek

You are a cuck if you are paying for this but I don't blame you, I would love to cuddle with a girl but I would never pay for it lol
 
Tbh I would pay for this as well if I had the money.
 
I dont see the point in cuddling if you are paying for it. What a waste of money
 
You should be getting paid for it .
 
cant even imagine doing something like that
 
This is really depressing honestly, yet all roasties do is laugh at us. If a woman posted this it'd be on the front page, a million upvotes, gifts, and a shit ton of betas pming her
 
Dude thats way to much for cuddling but i understand why you'd pay it.
 
SubhumanTrash said:
Found a site called cuddlecomort.com that allows you to cuddle with a girl for 65-80$ an hour.

So I went ahead and set up an appointment for the 14th in an effort to ease my loneliness.

I'll report back on how the session goes.

Get out you cuck
 
There's no sense in this. No female is so good at acting so that she can fake feelings with a subhuman. It will be awkward as fuck and not worth it. Cuddle with your body pillow instead tbh.
 
Leave him alone faggots. Women who do it are saints. You have no idea how many lives can be saved by a simple cuddling session.
 
SubhumanTrash said:
JovanD said:
I can literally fuck a femoid in her or mine place for same price and even cheaper. What the fuck dude?
I want affection more than sex
 
Akarin said:
Leave him alone faggots. Women who do it are saints. You have no idea how many lives can be saved by a simple cuddling session.
 
SubhumanTrash said:
Found a site called cuddlecomort.com that allows you to cuddle with a girl for 65-80$ an hour.

So I went ahead and set up an appointment for the 14th in an effort to ease my loneliness.

I'll report back on how the session goes.

Pics?
 
We'll see if it's up to OP's expectations. I would think it's boring but maybe for him it's a great thing.
 
iblamemyself said:
We'll see if it's up to OP's expectations. I would think it's boring but maybe for him it's a great thing.

Cuddling per se is great, but you can't buy affection boyo. It has to be genuine. 

I think it will be awkward af for both the paying user and the girl, but I hope it goes well for him.
 
Spelled the website wrong. https://www.cuddlecomfort.com/
 
Goddamn, you got cucked real bad son, biting into temptation's sore, necrosed foot by paying some whore sixty fucking dollars an hour for cuddling, a basic human need she refuses to give to you for free because your physical appearance is shit is allowing yourself to get brutally exploited.
Refrain from doing this in the future.


Akarin said:
Women who do it are saints.
No they're not, they are exploitative whores if they charge for it.
 
anincelforlifelol said:
This is really depressing honestly, yet all roasties do is laugh at us. If a woman posted this it'd be on the front page, a million upvotes, gifts, and a shit ton of betas pming her
 
This is one of the saddest thing i've read. This society truly is a nightmare for the undesirable male
 
You can't buy love buddy boyo. It's OVER, time to go ER.
 
Why not just get a whore instead. Better bang for your buck LOL. But, whatever gets you off bro. Have a good time.
 
Can't u just get a dog or something, atleast looks don't matter to a dog.
 
Turbocuck. Seriously, never pay for less than SEX.
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
Even the guy in the front page is 9-10/10. Imagine if an incel tier signed up and how many girls would be down to cuddle.
You CAN NOT escape Chad

Lol at thinking a guy like that would pay for that shit. He could probably get femoids to pay to cuddle him
 
FeminismsCancer said:
Turbocuck. Seriously, never pay for less than SEX.

Cuddling is better imo. I wonder what happens if he gets hard and legit wants to fuck her, no amount of cuddling is gonna end that thirst kek
 
Shit, that is pretty expensive. At that price, I'd want kissing or a handjob thrown in at least. Godspeed, brah.

I'd probably do that if it were advertised on CL and no money was needed. kek
 
Pathetic, you are essentialy betabuxing for a semi prostitute.
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
Even the guy in the front page is 9-10/10. Imagine if an incel tier signed up and how many girls would be down to cuddle.
You CAN NOT escape Chad

Where the hell do people who look this chadly come from. I never see anyone who looks like they are going to turn into this guy in middle school, and then senior year of highschool/college they just appear.
 

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