Serious I've figured out how to ascend

[tehgymcel420]

My cult teaches that if you have a wet dream, it means you slept with Satan's daughter. All I've got to do is spend some time on nofap, then fuck the devil bitch.

 

[Deleted member 2686]

Nah bruh, best way is to LDAR until you reach jannah/heaven

 

[Deleted member 22907]

TFW no big titty succubus gf

 

[tehgymcel420]

Nah bruh, best way is to LDAR until you reach jannah/heaven

My plan is better.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

wet dreams with satans daughter are reserved for whitecels only

 

[JohnDoe]

Just be not incel, so easy. Just rope, ascend, er in game (I prefer tf2. Very easy), or fuck stacy. Cant be that hard

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

Sounds hot

 

[tehgymcel420]

wet dreams with satans daughter are reserved for whitecels only

Even demons want white men, it's over.

 

[Saudade]

if wet dream is sleeping with satans daughter does that mean that you will also impregnate her?

 

[Lester]

cucking satan is a terachad trait

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

IQ mogs me to hell and back

 

[Vermilioncore]

Who is satans wife? How does he have a daughter

 

[FinnCel]

Volcel if you wouldn't

 

[Deleted member 1060]

My cult teaches that if you have a wet dream, it means you slept with Satan's daughter.

JFL if you think Satan's daughter will touch us with a 10 feet pole, she's a stacy.

Stop coping.

 

[Ping And Pong]

Wet dreams is the closest I'll get to sex with a foid (without paying).
During my no nut November journey I had vivid sex with Mia Malkalov dressed in cosplay, it was great.

 

[ReallyRice]

 

[tehgymcel420]

white horse

It's over.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

fuck the devil bitch.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

It's over.

Damn.

 

[arab_incel]

200 IQ

 

[Monk of Failure]

An incel can ascend only in his imagination.

 

[Iwanttolive]

I had it twice in my life. See ya virgins

 

[tehgymcel420]

I had it twice in my life. See ya virgins

Does that make you a cuck considering all the men she's fucked?

 

[bonk123]

guess I'm chad then