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Ive eaten 3 whole kg of pure slop today

Lonelyus

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Ive eaten 3 whole kg of pure slop

I feel bloated like Jabba the Hutt
Return Of The Jedi Episode 6 GIF by Star Wars
The Phantom Menace Jabba GIF by Star Wars
 
3 kg of food is quite a lot.

What type of slop?
 
Ugh. I find most goyslop disgusting, can't put it in my mouth
 
Ugh. I find most goyslop disgusting, can't put it in my mouth
I feel absolutely bloated but somewhat content but still in dispair over life.
 
Slopping is one of my favorite copes; due to my extremely fast metabolism. (Body won't let me go past 103 lbs, aka I'm an Auschwitzcel)


Constantly eating Cereal, TV Dinners, Frozen Pizzas, & fruit roll-ups all day long since I can't cook for shit.
 
i brought my last haul of slop today

i cant do this shit no more, it doesn't fulfil me and i need the shekels

i will just eat £0.30 noodles one per day from now on, perhaps with some tinned fish and onions, and the odd chocolate bar
 

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