I've Decided to Self-Improve, Even If It's Cope

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

Jobmaxxing

Workmaxxing

Stockmaxxing

Bankermaxxing

Smartmaxxing (im actually low IQ but i give off the impression of a high IQ for whatever reason)

I'm not even going to bother working out since I know my shitty frame would never let me look decent. But these might be my escape from inceldom, to quote Mugabe:

 

[Eternaldarkness]

Good look boyo, I hope you escape inceldom.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You're still not banned? Damn

 

[Crustaciouse]

I thought you where already a banker.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

I thought you where already a banker.

I own stock in banks but I want to work for my dads investment bank and actually get bonuses.

 

[Mik_TFL]

Jobmaxxing
I'm not even going to bother working out since I know my shitty frame would never let me look decent.

At least do some cardio, it's definitely worth it.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

At least do some cardio, it's definitely worth it.

You mean like running? I heard they get shit jaws and chins due to mouth breathing.

 

[Mik_TFL]

You mean like running? I heard they get shit jaws and chins due to mouth breathing.

swimming, or some cycling would do. I hate running.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

Smartmaxxing (im actually low IQ but i give off the impression of a high IQ for whatever reason)

this is a huge mistake, you should always retardmaxx. so you always have some cards up your sleeve, you know?

You mean like running? I heard they get shit jaws and chins due to mouth breathing.

swimming is best cardio.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

swimming, or some cycling would do. I hate running.

Swimming is terrible for your jaw, you are forced to mouthbreath which collapses your jaw

this is a huge mistake, you should always retardmaxx. so you always have some cards up your sleeve, you know?

swimming is best cardio.

In highschool my one advantage is that despite being very stupid and getting bad grades, people seemed to think I was brilliant. One Stacy tried to give me her dads money since she thought i could multiply it with the knowledge i knew about stocks (i was just going to shortsell the market since i thought when Trump won the Jews would crash the market but i was wrong).

 

[Mik_TFL]

Swimming is terrible for your jaw, you are forced to mouthbreath which collapses your jaw

who gives a fuck about the jaw? you are already incel-tier looking.

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

who gives a fuck about the jaw? you are already incel-tier looking.

Could always get worse.

 

[HoiSoiBoi]

You mean like running? I heard they get shit jaws and chins due to mouth breathing.

You can get surgery to get a better jaw. You can't get surgery to get a better physique.

 

[Mik_TFL]

Could always get worse.

You know that doing 0 physical activity has way more negative effects right? shorter life span, less overall energy, less blood oxygenation, faster memory deterioration, all sorts of stomach problems, etc... and if you think breathing to your mouth will fuck you up (which seems BS as far as I'm concerned), then just breath through the nose instead! big deal

 

[FoidsDeserveCancer]

You know that doing 0 physical activity has way more negative effects right? shorter life span, less overall energy, less blood oxygenation, faster memory deterioration, all sorts of stomach problems, etc... and if you think breathing to your mouth will fuck you up (which seems BS as far as I'm concerned), then just breath through the nose instead! big deal

Except i play lots of sports.