SuicideFuel Ive been catfishing Becky

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Go on a date with her, but tell her a voodoo priestess switched your body. I think that is plausible enough.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

dignity

I mean. I have mild autism. Im insanely low inhib. She will probably insult and shame me. But at least I tried?

 

[Berok]

I mean. I have mild autism. Im insanely low inhib. She will probably insult and shame me. But at least I tried?

true you miss every shot you don't take

 

[Deleted member 236]

How long have you been in contact with her?

About 3 months.

 

[BlackpilledTruecel]

SEAmax. its over in the west

 

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try sending her this msg. i sent it to a few girls i catfished. for what its worth it "worked" and now i at least can enjoy going out and eating nice dinners and watching movies and hiking with female friends

so i have a light level of emotional contact with cute girls, which does bring me some happyness in life

to be totally honest. id rather be "friends" and "hangout" and "go hiking" with a cute college girl, than have sex with a ugly 35 year old disgusting whale

i know absolutely none of my female friends will ever desire me on a romantic level. and thats fine. i get sexual pleasure from my fleshlight. and i use my female friends to slightly increase the enjoyment i get from fun activities in the world

this is the msg i send to girls after i catfish them

IMPORTANT- first you tell the girl "yo i have to tell you something about my life. its not super important but its slightly long. i need to email it so you get the entire thing in one piece. whats your email"

do not send her this until she gives her email. its important she gets the msg in one big piece. send her this

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hi please read this all before you judge me. i am an incel. some girls say "whats an incel? no seriously ive never heard that term before. what is it?"

basically i am the lowest tier of man. im ugly. not even ugly. im hyper ugly. no girl would ever "willingly choose" to be with me. and i dont blame women. why would you "willingly choose" to be with the most ugly guy youve ever seen, when you could be with a decent looking guy instead?

incel basically means im a virgin. no girl would ever want me. and i will likely never have sex in my life

if i get rich "maybe" ill buy a prostitute, but even then, the act of needing to "buy love" would probably make me want to kill myself

after i say this, every girl usually says to me "oh come on you must be salvageable in some way or joking. let me see your picture. i bet you gotta be slightly cute in some way. please send me your picture"

and. no. every girl i have given my picture to has immediately "ghosted" me. if you dont know what that means, it means they immediately blocked my number and never spoke to me again

so with that said. i will get right to the point and say what my intentions are and what i want to ask of you

first. i know you will never desire me romantically. and thats fine. thats not what im looking for. i realize no girl will ever love me. and its whatever

i would love to find real love and a real relationship. but over my life and the nonstop rejections, i dont really believe in that fantasy anymore. and im done "searching" for it. if it by magic or dumb luck happens to me, cool, but i am pretty positive by this point that love will never "find me"

also. i have a 3 inch penis. so even if a girl did want to be with me. it would suck for her. i am unable to physically pleasure a woman with my small penis. all my dick can do to a female is make her pregnant. i will never be able to give a woman pleasurable sex. so that sucks. not only am i ugly, but my dick is small as fuck too

however. im still living a life. and i dont want to kill myself. and i still find enjoyment in life in ways i can. so here is what i would like to ask of you sweety

i would like to legit just be your friend. and i promise im not a guy trying to be your friend to fuck you (most guys do that with their female friends)

im a realist and i realize no girl will ever want to fuck me. and why should a girl even bother anyway when my dick is small as fuck

to be honest, if i had a 7 inch dick. maybe RARELY girls would want to fuck me literally based off me having a big penis. i bet i could get laid maybe once a year by messaging tons of girls and saying "yo babe, my dick is big. 7 inches. but ill be honest i offer no other qualities that a woman wants in a man. but at least my penis is big not lying. want a pic?" and i bet rarely some girls would agree to fuck me if i had a big penis, even if i looked the same and was still super ugly

but sadly. god did not bless me with a big penis. it would be awesome if god gave me a big dick to go with my ugly looks. but no. i am hyper ugly. and my penis is super small. fucking sucks. but thats my reality

but i think i can still have plenty fun with a female friend. i think a female friend can totally improve my life. and i think im a very fun person to hangout and talk with and spend time with. i think i can improve your life too if we become friends

i have a fleshlight and i fuck my fleshlight and i get decent sexual pleasure from that. a fleshlight is a fake plastic vagina. if you are wondering.. and i admit, watching good porn and fucking my fleshlight feels pretty good. i get a orgasm, i feel sexual pleasure.

so to be honest. im at the point in my life where i dont care about sex or sexual pleasure anymore. i can fuck my fleshlight whenever i want. i can get "sexual pleasure" whenever i want from my "fake vagina"

however... a fleshlight cannot give me the emotional human friendship connections i crave from a woman. but i can get that type of connection with a female friend, as long as i am totally honest with her that i will NEVER try to fuck her and i am ONLY seeking friendship

i am ONLY seeking friendship. nothing more

if i could find a girl willing to be my friend i would be so happy. i would feel so incredibly happy

so thats what i want from you. i would love to just be friends. and thats it. friends only. i absolutely promise i will never try to fuck you or anything. i fully realize i am extremely below your standards and i know ill probably never find a girl that wants me. and im fine with that. ive dealt with it my entire life and im ready to move on and just live whatever life i can

however. with that said. i still strongly desire a female friend at least to have some type of emotional / mental contact / connection to a woman. i am a straight man. i am not gay. and straight men desire some type of emotional connection to at least some type of female in their life, even if its just a female friend

the things we can do would be. whatevers. it doesnt matter. im thinking we could do stuff like go watch a movie, or go hiking, or eat some nice food at a restaurant. just random fun things if we are ever feeling really bored we can totally hangout

and we would not hangout ALL THE TIME i know. a girl is busy and has to have time for her life, her work, her future, finding a boyfriend, and all that stuff i know.

i suggest you RIGHT NOW start searching for a boyfriend. because i promise you, i am not your future boyfriend. i am ugly as fuck. but maybe i can be your future friend

im not expecting to hangout with you every week, im just saying im totally down to be friends and FRIENDS ONLY and if you are ever feeling bored and shit and wanna do something fun, im totally down to hangout and do some fun shit with you. and you can totally bring your other female friends to hangout with us if you want. im all totally down for anything. all sounds fun to me


next i will say. i will not give you my picture. if you must have my picture, that already lets me know you will say no to being my friend.

if you really are down to just be friends with a new fun guy, we can hangout and you can see what i look like in real life

so thats everything i guess. sorry i talked to you with a fake picture. im just super lonely and i cant resist trying to talk to cute girls online.

if you are interested in being my friend. keep talking to me

if your not interested. take care and have a great life. goodbye


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[itneverbegun]

This girl isn't even that into my chadfish lol. She ghosts convos and mostly just wants to flirt, she undoubtedly has a whole harem of sc chads who she sends nudes to. And has probably fucked a hundred guys.

Quality suifuel right there

try sending her this msg. i sent it to a few girls i catfished. for what its worth it "worked" and now i at least can enjoy going out and eating nice dinners and watching movies and hiking with female friends

so i have a light level of emotional contact with cute girls, which does bring me some happyness in life

to be totally honest. id rather be "friends" and "hangout" and "go hiking" with a cute college girl, than have sex with a ugly 35 year old disgusting whale

i know absolutely none of my female friends will ever desire me on a romantic level. and thats fine. i get sexual pleasure from my fleshlight. and i use my female friends to slightly increase the enjoyment i get from fun activities in the world

this is the msg i send to girls after i catfish them

IMPORTANT- first you tell the girl "yo i have to tell you something about my life. its not super important but its slightly long. i need to email it so you get the entire thing in one piece. whats your email"

do not send her this until she gives her email. its important she gets the msg in one big piece. send her this

""""""""""""""""""
hi please read this all before you judge me. i am an incel. some girls say "whats an incel? no seriously ive never heard that term before. what is it?"

basically i am the lowest tier of man. im ugly. not even ugly. im hyper ugly. no girl would ever "willingly choose" to be with me. and i dont blame women. why would you "willingly choose" to be with the most ugly guy youve ever seen, when you could be with a decent looking guy instead?

incel basically means im a virgin. no girl would ever want me. and i will likely never have sex in my life

if i get rich "maybe" ill buy a prostitute, but even then, the act of needing to "buy love" would probably make me want to kill myself

after i say this, every girl usually says to me "oh come on you must be salvageable in some way or joking. let me see your picture. i bet you gotta be slightly cute in some way. please send me your picture"

and. no. every girl i have given my picture to has immediately "ghosted" me. if you dont know what that means, it means they immediately blocked my number and never spoke to me again

so with that said. i will get right to the point and say what my intentions are and what i want to ask of you

first. i know you will never desire me romantically. and thats fine. thats not what im looking for. i realize no girl will ever love me. and its whatever

i would love to find real love and a real relationship. but over my life and the nonstop rejections, i dont really believe in that fantasy anymore. and im done "searching" for it. if it by magic or dumb luck happens to me, cool, but i am pretty positive by this point that love will never "find me"

also. i have a 3 inch penis. so even if a girl did want to be with me. it would suck for her. i am unable to physically pleasure a woman with my small penis. all my dick can do to a female is make her pregnant. i will never be able to give a woman pleasurable sex. so that sucks. not only am i ugly, but my dick is small as fuck too

however. im still living a life. and i dont want to kill myself. and i still find enjoyment in life in ways i can. so here is what i would like to ask of you sweety

i would like to legit just be your friend. and i promise im not a guy trying to be your friend to fuck you (most guys do that with their female friends)

im a realist and i realize no girl will ever want to fuck me. and why should a girl even bother anyway when my dick is small as fuck

to be honest, if i had a 7 inch dick. maybe RARELY girls would want to fuck me literally based off me having a big penis. i bet i could get laid maybe once a year by messaging tons of girls and saying "yo babe, my dick is big. 7 inches. but ill be honest i offer no other qualities that a woman wants in a man. but at least my penis is big not lying. want a pic?" and i bet rarely some girls would agree to fuck me if i had a big penis, even if i looked the same and was still super ugly

but sadly. god did not bless me with a big penis. it would be awesome if god gave me a big dick to go with my ugly looks. but no. i am hyper ugly. and my penis is super small. fucking sucks. but thats my reality

but i think i can still have plenty fun with a female friend. i think a female friend can totally improve my life. and i think im a very fun person to hangout and talk with and spend time with. i think i can improve your life too if we become friends

i have a fleshlight and i fuck my fleshlight and i get decent sexual pleasure from that. a fleshlight is a fake plastic vagina. if you are wondering.. and i admit, watching good porn and fucking my fleshlight feels pretty good. i get a orgasm, i feel sexual pleasure.

so to be honest. im at the point in my life where i dont care about sex or sexual pleasure anymore. i can fuck my fleshlight whenever i want. i can get "sexual pleasure" whenever i want from my "fake vagina"

however... a fleshlight cannot give me the emotional human friendship connections i crave from a woman. but i can get that type of connection with a female friend, as long as i am totally honest with her that i will NEVER try to fuck her and i am ONLY seeking friendship

i am ONLY seeking friendship. nothing more

if i could find a girl willing to be my friend i would be so happy. i would feel so incredibly happy

so thats what i want from you. i would love to just be friends. and thats it. friends only. i absolutely promise i will never try to fuck you or anything. i fully realize i am extremely below your standards and i know ill probably never find a girl that wants me. and im fine with that. ive dealt with it my entire life and im ready to move on and just live whatever life i can

however. with that said. i still strongly desire a female friend at least to have some type of emotional / mental contact / connection to a woman. i am a straight man. i am not gay. and straight men desire some type of emotional connection to at least some type of female in their life, even if its just a female friend

the things we can do would be. whatevers. it doesnt matter. im thinking we could do stuff like go watch a movie, or go hiking, or eat some nice food at a restaurant. just random fun things if we are ever feeling really bored we can totally hangout

and we would not hangout ALL THE TIME i know. a girl is busy and has to have time for her life, her work, her future, finding a boyfriend, and all that stuff i know.

i suggest you RIGHT NOW start searching for a boyfriend. because i promise you, i am not your future boyfriend. i am ugly as fuck. but maybe i can be your future friend

im not expecting to hangout with you every week, im just saying im totally down to be friends and FRIENDS ONLY and if you are ever feeling bored and shit and wanna do something fun, im totally down to hangout and do some fun shit with you. and you can totally bring your other female friends to hangout with us if you want. im all totally down for anything. all sounds fun to me


next i will say. i will not give you my picture. if you must have my picture, that already lets me know you will say no to being my friend.

if you really are down to just be friends with a new fun guy, we can hangout and you can see what i look like in real life

so thats everything i guess. sorry i talked to you with a fake picture. im just super lonely and i cant resist trying to talk to cute girls online.

if you are interested in being my friend. keep talking to me

if your not interested. take care and have a great life. goodbye


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You just went full circle and almost sound like a bluepilled cuck.

I respect the honesty tho... No bashing/flaming tbh\

Its over guys, hope is dead but the rope is alive.

 

[Bagelcel]

BECKY WAS CATFISHING YOU TOO LOOOOL SHES A TYRONE

had to do it

 

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Quality suifuel right there


You just went full circle and almost sound like a bluepilled cuck.

I respect the honesty tho... No bashing/flaming tbh\

Its over guys, hope is dead but the rope is alive.

heh ya my post almost sounded retarded. gotta read the whole thing to see where i was going

i realized a year ago ill never get sex

but i get sexual pleasure from my fleshlight

so i realized, i was totally at a point in my life where i would love to have female friends, and i would legit enjoy spending time with female friends on a friend level

so i have that now. i have some super cute asian college girls that im friends with. and we are only friends. we eat dinners, we go hiking, we go to the water park, we watch movies. and i have alot of fun hanging out with them

i have more fun hanging out with cute sexy girls as a friend, than hanging out with my dude friends lol

i just remember to tell myself always to absolutely remember. im an incel. they will never be interested in me ever. i fuck my fleshlight for sexual pleasures. and i use these female friends to get the "friendship pleasures" that my fleshlight cannot give me

its almost like i have two girlfriends

my fleshlight is my "sexual girlfriend"

and my cute sexy female friends are my "emotional girlfriends" that i do everything with other than sex, kissing, or cuddling

id much rather hangout with my cute asian college friends, than fuck some ugly 35 year old whale

however. kissing and cuddling with a real hot girl is probably super fun. a fleshlight cannot give that to me. sucks that ill never experience that. but i might buy a sexdoll in the future to get a small sense of that experience