I finally did it! I took 9000 showers, got 9000 haircuts and went to therapy! Haven't got a gf yet, will report back once I'm slaying
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Mogs me, I'm at 500 showers. Have you improved your personality yet? I'm part of a therapy group where we watch live abortions every week and chant "her body her choice".
I'm really excited, next week the therapist will bring her black bull and her husband to have sex in front of us! If anyone stops smiling and cheering he will be cattle prodded, I can't wait! I love getting prodded, it's my fav!
gigacope 10k showers is minimum
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yeah this didn't fool me, sorry
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I just have 120 showers.
Shit dude, I just took a huuuuge bong rip l duuuuuude. Dude, I can like see your ego from here dude, you ego is soo big dude. Man you gotta get rid of that ego and do some dmt my dude, shower on dmt duuuude….
like 120 man, 120!? come on dude, you have to do more than that….
put some of that fairy dust in your Shampoo dude, blast off and take a Million showers in the multiverse while Joe Rogan rubs your back duude, we are the fleshlights of the gods brooo.
Wow, I just had this Things, like in my mind bruv,
we are all gods, we are all shower gods bruh
wow
ugh, my dad is calling me, so annyoing, but whatevers, hes paying my college, so waht dude, like, leave me alone you fucking looser hehe duuude,
bet your dad doesnt even know what mdma is my duuude, thats why our ego is so fuckin huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge,
you just gotta shed that ego and transcendt this reality by taking a million golden showers while on DMT in the orgy tent at burning man duude
meet your gf by talkin to the machine elves mah duuude, hehehe
I see.
Ok chad
Don't forget to do NoFap for 10 years and pay your PUA lessons
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