I wish I was funny. I've always wanted to be funny. In actuality people have never laughed at any of my jokes or attempts at humor. Instead I'm met with awkward silence. The only time people have ever laughed in relation to me is laughing at me. The many times people laughed at my expense are all engraved into the crypts of my memory.
At this point I've realized the reason people don't find me funny is because of my voice. My voice has always negatively effected my social reach alongside my face. I've seen deep voices chads repeat my jokes who are rewarded with laughter for doing so. If you're a sub 5 or short man don't even think about trying to be funny unless you have a good voice. As a subhuman you are the joke.
At this point I've realized the reason people don't find me funny is because of my voice. My voice has always negatively effected my social reach alongside my face. I've seen deep voices chads repeat my jokes who are rewarded with laughter for doing so. If you're a sub 5 or short man don't even think about trying to be funny unless you have a good voice. As a subhuman you are the joke.
