it's over I CAN'T FUCKING GET GOOD AT WORKING OUT

[Bjorn Ironside]

i can't pass the easiest fucking physical fitness exam
im on thjhe the level of a fucking landwhale

I had the EASIEST physical fitness test to do something cool at my job
it literally was just 300m sprints in under 1:30 mins
and guess what
I still fucking failed.

im ready to give up
guess who made it, chad did
CHAD wins everything AGAIN, even tiny ass urinals beat me

i need to drink because im crying at this shit and i hope i die from it
I deserve death
i have the shittiest genetics with broken knees and horrid rancid endurance.

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

i can't pass the easiest fucking physical fitness exam
im on thjhe the level of a fucking landwhale

I had the EASIEST physical fitness test to do something cool at my job
it literally was just 300m sprints in under 1:30 mins
and guess what
I still fucking failed.

im ready to give up
guess who made it, chad did
CHAD wins everything AGAIN, even tiny ass urinals beat me

i need to drink because im crying at this shit and i hope i die from it
I deserve death
i have the shittiest genetics with broken knees and horrid rancid endurance.

don't be affraid jesus and allah and buddah is with you brother

 

[Bjorn Ironside]

don't be affraid jesus and allah and buddah is with you brother

bro

 

[TrueGlassesCel]

bro

just pray brother just pray

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Ask Jesus he's can do anything. He can get you 3 stacys who would fuck you 7 days a week. Pray. Jesus is lord

 

[Cowcel]

It's to be expected if you live a sedentary lifestyle and have shit diet
Join a gym or do cardio at home or outdoors

 

[Cowcel]

Or you've been working out?

 

[Bjorn Ironside]

It's to be expected if you live a sedentary lifestyle and have shit diet
Join a gym or do cardio at home or outdoors

IT DOESN'T WORK IVE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR 3 YEARS

 

[Cowcel]

IT DOESN'T WORK IVE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR 3 YEARS

You've been exercising for 3 years and see no difference in stamina? Do you have health issues or don't push yourself enough for growth?

 

[Bjorn Ironside]

You've been exercising for 3 years and see no difference in stamina? Do you have health issues or don't push yourself enough for growth?

i have bad knees and my body got butthurt that I drank and vaped for literally not even a year and now it won't budge

so now I will starve it out of rage
i HATE this SHITTY BODY I HAVE ITS SO FUCKING WORTHLESS

 

[Cowcel]

i have bad knees and my body got butthurt that I drank and vaped for literally not even a year and now it won't budge

so now I will starve it out of rage
i HATE this SHITTY BODY I HAVE ITS SO FUCKING WORTHLESS

Don't starve it you will do more damage and hurt yourself even more
What have you been doing as exercise these 3 years and you haven't improved one bit?

 

[Bjorn Ironside]

Don't starve it you will do more damage and hurt yourself even more
What have you been doing as exercise these 3 years and you haven't improved one bit?

i can only gain fat muscle that only works for 10 seconds before im burned out
i use to be better at running, and now that i do it more, i'm getting worse instead of better
now my knees only complain to me how much they HURT BUT I DON'T CARE ANYMORE, HURT ME I WANT TO GET WHAT I WANT

 

[Incline]

Maybe ur testorone is fucked

I have taken testorone test today I will know results in few days and see if I need testo gel or some shiet

 

[Bjorn Ironside]

Maybe ur testorone is fucked

I have taken testorone test today I will know results in few days and see if I need testo gel or some shiet

it's over it is because chad didn't need that shit to run fast on the damn physical fitness test

 

[cripplecel]

don't be affraid jesus and allah and buddah is with you brother

 

[Cowcel]

i can only gain fat muscle that only works for 10 seconds before im burned out
i use to be better at running, and now that i do it more, i'm getting worse instead of better
now my knees only complain to me how much they HURT BUT I DON'T CARE ANYMORE, HURT ME I WANT TO GET WHAT I WANT

I'm not well informed but maby join a gym and tell the trainer to make you a program while keeping the bad knees in mind
doesn't running help the knees to become stronger? if you drink a shit ton of alcohol often and have a bad diet that may what's hindering your results

 

[Ci Jey]

i can't pass the easiest fucking physical fitness exam
im on thjhe the level of a fucking landwhale

I had the EASIEST physical fitness test to do something cool at my job
it literally was just 300m sprints in under 1:30 mins
and guess what
I still fucking failed.

im ready to give up
guess who made it, chad did
CHAD wins everything AGAIN, even tiny ass urinals beat me

i need to drink because im crying at this shit and i hope i die from it
I deserve death
i have the shittiest genetics with broken knees and horrid rancid endurance.

Your genetics werent made for it

 

[Bjorn Ironside]

Your genetics werent made for it